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Elon’s pretty much cooked at this point, so I mock. youtube.com/shorts/o-XnA...

Staples is going to run out of sharpies and poster board yet again as Americans try to peacefully dethrone a tyrant with the first amendment while LITERALLY EVERYONE knows it’s been a job for the second amendment all along. Plan A has been a bust for 14 months. 🔫🔫🔫Think Fresh 🔫🔫🔫

"Without billionaires we’d have no jobs" is like saying "Without leeches we’d have no blood"

I love this. www.youtube.com/shorts/Dcl7d...

According to Pam Bondi there is a link between having a pedophile cabal at the top and the DOW being at 50K.. Imagine how much higher the DOW would be without all these child molesters at the top. Pedophilia is not a superpower.

I’ll say this.. As long as ICE are executing people on the ground there is a lower chance of people getting hit by stray bullets. On the flipside, they’re executing people on the ground.

Friendly reminder: Anything that bleeds can be killed.

These AR glasses block ads in real life so you decide what you see.

I need people to understand that outside of the US, donald’s supposed "charisma" is not a thing. I don’t know why americans find him charismatic, but those charms have ZERO SWAY in Europe. Like none. He’s hideous, he’s socially inept, he’s mean spirited and extremely selfish. A revolting fat pig.

To the brave MAGA turning their backs on Trump: You’re ten years late and no one is impressed, you dumb shits. You’ll vote for the next nazi who tells you they’ll keep your terrified ass safe. Cause you’re weak and pathetic. Your continued existence is a curse on everyone else. Ask your family.

Dumbass youtube commenter of the day showing the breadth of his knowledge.

Memorials are for dead people, Donnie. We need just one favor… Blow your fucking brains out. We’ll put your name on there, we promise.

This is Epstein suffering an allergic reaction to adult pussy.

The internet is trying to make us all believe that the guy who swooned over Arnold Palmers sexy big sloppy schlong sucked Clinton’s hog… I’ll buy that. That seems on point.

Right now, Donald is sitting in his Barbie themed gold encrusted oval office with makeup all over his face, and he’s planning a god damn ballroom.. Back in the 90s, if you were caught on rollerblades, you would instantly be outed as gay. Progressive values have gone too far!

It kinda seems like Donald thinks he’s actually gonna get the peace price… Mindblowing. He’s gonna throw a hissy fit once some woke peace loving goodguy gets it.

And just like that, the 2 full days of calls for culling the left was replaced with the familiar mix of ‘this guy isn’t the real killer!’ And calls for unity. Right wingers and their violent nature.. if only there was a consequence for 2 days of issuing fatwas on twitter.. alas.

It was already bad enough switching from Department of Defense to Department of War.. Swapping Child Protective Services to The Kid Fucking Club seems a bit far.

Toad is in Mario with Mario. Mario is in Smash with Solid Snake. Solid Snake is in the same universe as JFK. JFK is RFK Jr.'s uncle. RFK is Trump's health secretary. Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend. Where are the files, Toad?

The amount of souls slop shown off at the gamescom show was startling.. We’re in for a few years of the most generic cash grab games ever as the big studios buckle with massive 2026 flops in an oversaturated market. AAA games need to fail and renew. Trend chasing takes 5 years and they arrive late

This was not a show of force.. It was a loser trying to impress a boy he admires…

300 million people and no one’s shot D in the head yet. Makes the rest of the world happy we don’t rely on guns to keep the powerful in check. Turns out all they’re getting with their 2nd amendment is dead kids. Valueless.

So if Pedo Don is redacting his name from the epstein files, is it safe for us to just assume everything that is redacted is donald? Sometimes redacting just leads to more guilt. After all, why would he redact anyone else? Is he literally protecting his pedo friends? Donald Trump rapes kids.

I said this would happen.. The incels will normalize pedophilia before any rich fuck gets any punishment. By the end of this, ghislaine will walk free and the age of consent will be 13.

If you put on pants and a sweater, you’re good.. If you put on two pants and two sweaters, you’ll be panting and sweating… That’s all.

Conservatives 2018: Go WoKe Go BroKe! Conservatives 2025: ERRYTHING IS WOKE NOW!!!! Never right about anything. That’s the conservative way.

Asked chatgpt to give me a pie recipe in the style of Jordan Peterson. Who says AI can’t capture the essence of humanity?

For me nothing beats 2006-2013ish era sci-fi. Warehouse 13, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Eureka, Heroes, Fringe, Haven.. Even with a gazillion TV shows going today, we literally have like 2 sci fi themed shows with a cast I give a shit about. Bring back cozy sci-fi. Please. No more doomsday shit.

If you are born today you’ll likely be able to join this war when you turn 18. Happy fucking birthday!

Remember when we were all terrified Putin would bomb a nuclear power plant, and now Israel is doing it and it’s OK? One meltdown during a period with winds going north, (AKA every day all year long) Europe is in a BAD situation. No one benefits from Israel’s existence. No one. NO ONE.

Wonder what Jesus would think about a government forcing a corpse to gestate a fetus in his name. Then again, forcing corpses to carry fetuses is some biblical shit. Maybe it’s just a fresh approach to hastening the second coming. Has to happen before israel burns.

Just another old mfr who bought the propaganda.. MLK would have had the ear of no white man without the threat of a violent uprising. People need to stop this nonsensical commitment to a past that never was. Many riots, many deaths, that was core to the movement’s success. No fear, no respect.

Once again, California has to show the nation how to resist fascism while the rest of the nation is singing and waving flags and signs with fun wordplay. Want freedom? Gotta fight for it or lose it. To be clear: Military protecting racist militiamen as they round up civilians=not freedom.

I guess now is the time the conservatives start realizing Elon is a moron.. Better late than never..

If most of the podcasts and youtube shows you enjoy sell you man-boosting supplements, guess what? You’re consuming content that’s directed at lesser men. Advertisers don’t waste money, they target the likely customers.. Why are all the conservatives selling gender affirming care? LESSER MALES

Joe Rogan is probably done talking about good old Texas liburty and freedum!! The guys he voted for just made weed illegal. I love that for him. Genuinely hope there’s a drug raid at his compound and that the cops shoot his dog. POS gullible chud needs his head adjusted through experience.

I have never seen a worse liar than Scott Bessent. He has ALL THE TELLS! How does a propagandist with every tell known to man even exist? Whatever he says, I instantly suspect the opposite is true, and I’m always right cause he’s the worst liar ever.. EVER.

Is the swamp drained yet, mothafuckas?

Asmongold is what Jesus would look like as an elden ring NPC.

Oh so gclam isn’t a thing now? Thanks JD Vance. I assume this was you.

Why does this childish stupid shit keep on being so fucking cringe?? How fucking ignorant do you need to be to call Springsteen highly overrated? Motherfucker has been dancing to YMCA on repeat his entire god damn life.

Seeing Seinfeld’s big perverted smile when he was called out as a genocide supporter reminds me that he’s a predator who picked up his girlfriend at high school when he was in his 30s. Yet another pedophile with conservative values. Never fails. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...

It angers me unreasonably.

Go anti-woke, get a woke pope?

One thing that vexes me is that women are seen as more ‘emotionally unstable’ than men because they cry and show emotions.. In reality, men are FAR less emotionally stable due to testosterone. We’ve somehow just rebranded or hysterical tantrums as ‘manly rage’ rather than uncontrolled emotions.

Being ‘edgy’ in the 90s was all about rebelling against christians and puritanism, racism and sexism and the status quo of the time. We were feminists and radicals. Being edgy today is about being the most bigoted christian in the room.. Conservatism is not the ‘new punk rock’. It’s boomer shit.

I can not believe this… I got back into Giant Bomb again like a month ago after being absent for a few years after jeff and nextlander happened.. New crew is fun, started really getting into it WHAMMO!!!! DEAD! I was in from day one after having been a gamespot fan… Now it’s over, and it hurts.

We need the R word back pronto, cause Donald thinking this is a tattoo is so god damn stupid that the allowed words do not suffice. This isn’t foolish or crazy or ‘weird’, this is straight up mental retardation.. Prove me wrong. Seriously, give it a shot. Explain to me why this man isn’t retarded..

Trump starting an inquiry into why his polls are so low is the saddest thing.. He’s simultaneously claiming everyone is out to get him and also that people disliking him must be a deliberate manipulation of stats..