Lark

nothing quite as demoralizing as getting a new special interest (Kafka), knowing it's sorta edgy, only to find out after investing significant time and energy that that rat fuck Robert Crumb beat me to the punch and already made a graphic novel about him. fuck off don't take this from me

wait. The scrooge movie was marketed as "Before he was scrooge..." So I thought it was some sort of bizarro prequel (stupid but at least weird enough to be interesting) but the trailer I saw today hit me with the "tonight 3 spirits" line. So it's just.... Christmas carol . . . Again

S-MART IN THE CARRIE SHOW REPEAT NEW CARRIE SHOW SET IN THE EVIL DEAD VERSE

today to get my ticket for a concert I had to sign in to an app I already had, do two factor authentication, update password as the old one had expired, and two factor that with a different method. Security is cool but come the fuck on man this is not worth it

two suckass johnny depp trailers before digger yeah I'm thinking we're back (into the SUCK! dimension)

is it a demisexual curse that you never get crushes you just fall in love

I painted this scary ass horse I saw and then they let me meet him. His name is Russel

please tell me this is not a yung gravy cameo in control please tell me yung gravy is not for some reason here in control

I struggle to watch curb your enthusiasm but when they jack up the contrast, alternate between slowing down and speeding up the vocals, and overlay contemplative music I actually cannot get enough. Is this like baby sensory for autistic white guys what is going on here

for like the second time in my life I got to say with a smirk "I'm on the list" and it was for this

as always I was so flattered to see so many of you at pax and I love when you come up and say hi. Hopefully I will see a few more of you in portland at Mika and Astrid's show eh?! burps

The new video is the sequel to sunroad, when it finally hit me I knew I must have known all along. It will be titled "REACH THE SUNSHINE". Just take a look at those improved sun graphics! 5 years later. jesus. It will take me quite some time to finish but I am certain it will be finished.

uh oh ! I rewatched my favourite Hunchback of Notre Dame and realized maybe even as a child I loved it because it's the only movie that understood how to love the way I saw it. you either gotta do it knowing you'll never see it's light or you gotta be a little fuckin evil. both of which I've done

haha no, my head is one, solid piece of geometry. it doesn't get blown into pieces why would you say that

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today I taught my therapist "chopped" and "crashing out"

just added O Terno to my top 100 albums of 2019 list because I realized who the fuck is stopping me

Sad season always hits right at about July 4th and so you can beacon it in every year with Carrie & Lowell. Maybe THIS year I'll learn to never have hope again -- no, I can't. Carrie & Lowell won't taste as good

i liked the fucking he-man movie more than the new spielberg. . ..

saw somebody on twitter saying Phillip Seymour Hoffman was ugly today and was so genuinely offended I had to take a step back and remember that the only way I interpret physical attractiveness is through artistic ability and that makes him arguably the hottest person to have ever lived

the new kalshi rollout is so miserable. Every other ad I see on tiktok suggesting I bet on like. The weather. Fuck you. Getting Chalemet to do nothing and just paste the kalshi logo over it. Fuck you. Genuinely this shit needed to be banned 100 years ago

the most complicated quick time event is deadass learning how to tie a bowtie they are kinda cooking with this one

do my ears fucking deceive?! Do they seriously have Tinariwen playing when Bond is in Mauritania in 007 First Light???? Somebody on that team knows GAME man somebody knows BANGERS

why did nobody tell me Master and Commander (2003) has the best Lark representation ever put to film. there was a guy who was so obsessed with birds and bugs he had to go to an island and do surgery on himself. I don't think I've ever ever seen a better guy in a movie. I'm so stunned.

all the board games in the second episode of Widow's Bay are so provocative. Really fun sorta funny small horror. Very fond of "Teeth" and its just a single pair of pliers strapped in the box.

we get one video game series that makes money in theaters and suddenly every IP under the sun is getting greenlit. The Battlefield movie?? Guys? I doooon't knooow about this...

elden ring has crazy replayability after you've already scoured every corner and burnt yourself out on the first playthrough. coming back to it and just grinding out a specific build and playing with the wiki is super fuckin fun

what the fuck was that episode of Euphoria?! It was just .... vile??? What is even the point of this show anymore bro YUCK

oh yeah. my two funniest things right here. Ha ha

guys Uwe Boll was proud of me for my Mario movie review. do you know how much that makes me smile. bro has been a hater for over 20 years. He loves the fact that video game movies can be shit without him. that makes me fucking smile.

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