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Circus Sword swallower who plays gigs as a drummer on the side: "Hey check this out: "

Watching people play Zomboid is like watching someone play a different game than what I got. All there is in mine is walking around, finding junk, and dying. Other people get to have fun in the game?

Metal fan, trying to affirm a friend: "ONE, nothing wrong with you. TWO, nothing wrong with you. THREE, nothing wrong with you. FOUR, nothing w-"

Do people who like Nasu's stuff even know that he wrote a bonus route in Shibuya Scramble or do they only just like Fate?

Really tall person voice: " 6'7" "

Games that thrive off modding really need to let you edit them in game.

If you've ever enjoyed a rhythm game you owe it to yourself to try a percussive instrument

Gotta find a way to drink without damaging my heart or liver so that i have a cool voice by the time im 50

Nerd Endo Achi voice: "Every man is allowed one visual novel in their life to recommend to someone that they must read." Whenever i recommend arknights everyone brushes it off when they see how long it is so im probably gonna start recommending 428 shibuya scramble instead

Grim Fandango Manny Calavera cosplay but it's intentionally made to look polygonal like he is in the game

Robo woman with multiple extra arms, but the ends are crane game claws, so she's clumsy

Linguist having a mid life crisis eating vietnamese food: "why did i ever bother with phonemes when i could've been making pho-memes"

When an evil villain does an evil laugh like MWAHAHA is that them kissing you in the beginning? MWA to you too, Eggman

meow

Apple Pie ! 🍎 #Arknights #Exusiai

Vampire who just fed on alcoholic friend's blood: "dude they need to slap a surgeon general warning on you"

Women who use foo bar as programming test cases vs bitches that use 42

Just when I think "I should probably try zomboid again. Maybe it won't be dogshit this time," i find out all the mods are sloppified and no one gives a shit

New type of guy: Guy with a sensitive tongue that unfolds burritos to cool off the ingredients faster but he calls it "lettin' the dogs out"

Wizard faction cities in Heroes of Might and Magic 5

Briefly saw a pic of otacon and instinctively asked myself "why does he have eyes?" before remembering twin snakes exists

I wonder if The Man from Earth is the first ever house-colding party

if something confuses you, try meowing at it until you are satisfied

Terrible idea: System of a Down but all of Daron's vocals are replaced with Goofy.

Who would win? Kirby or badlandschugs?

I will have you know I…. Mmrrp meow mrow. Meowow mrrrp meow Mrrr mrah mrow

I wish you could get like milestone badges when blocking x amount of people

however, this is how arknights exusiai can still rock: Laterano hates her except MosFiaLemuen. she gets a pass

Been watching drumming videos and sometimes they mention "worship" music and "i played for my church" it's a completely foreign concept to me. what do you mean... what kind of church has drums and guitar? those are rock/jazz instruments. they are unholy and must be beat to produce sound

paiste 2002 cymbals have been my favourite so far but so expensive :( glad i found the 18" crash used

Drummers be like: Gooodbyee 400 dollar hellooooo piece of meatal

New type of guy: guy who is a grungler (platonic chaser)

Drummer's Delight

Mike: "Now here's what you gonna do, waltuh. You're gonna turn the lights off, waltuh. Then you gonna let me write my memory on your eyelids, waltuh. We don't need no moshi moshi, waltuh."

System of a down Minecraft parody ideas: "i got a bow the other day from steve it's cute it's small fits right in my hotbar (yeah right in my hotbar) i play spleef every day a man's sport, with a shovel called life"

apex predator

multiplayer fps games that don't have coop against bots may as well not exist. who the hell has time to play pvp games nowadays

Does Jabba the Hutt classify as a tsuchinoko?

New type of shinobi ninjutsu that allows you to do hand signs with your feet

If stomachbook has her way, serj tankian is gonna cry

unreal 5 is up there for worst things to happen to video games

Moonlight Decay (commissioned by mespn520) #crefart

My body's failing me but i can't die because i need to live to see the end of freeman's mind

If i was in star wars and had a pod racer, my pod racer's malfunction noise would be the noise those wireless dyson vacuums make when you tap the trigger just right

listening to breaking benjamin be like "wow this song is pretty good" and then the guy starts singing some shit

playing peak got me in the mood to climb a mountain so i brought it up as an idea to my friends. friends: "If you climb a mountain before talking to a woman we're going to bully you for life."

mmrrp