Andy Smith

WHO IS ON FIRST (2026) Dir: Lance Oppenheim

Did I miss an executive order that decreed that Kevin Hart must be in every commercial? How many fucking things is he shilling?

This wedding's vibes had to be fucking surreal. Alina, he's just using you. A Trump Loyalist, a Turkish Investor and a Battle for Wealth and Influence www.nytimes.com/2026/10/12/u...

LeBronclave was right there.

I’m waiting for Trump to announce a DOJ investigation into AJ Benza for defamation on Stern on 2001.

@jessehawken.bsky.social Went to the Mitski show last night at Hollywood High and thought of you. Guitarist was rocking a vintage Prefab Sprout t-shirt.

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

@dieworkwear.bsky.social wondering if you had any thoughts on Japan's uniforms for the WBC. Seems like some classic workwear motifs here.

Oh no! So long Dark Horse! My friend got a DUI leaving here in 1989.

These guys have significantly underestimated the depth of their doomsday bunkers.

This tactic is really worth spending some time thinking about. It demonstrates a contempt for both the people they’re abducting and the communities they’re abducting them from which isn’t reformable or salvageable. It’s a contempt for the idea of law itself. They all have to go to jail.

Can't wait to see what Matt Gaetz can do with the Tigers. LSU Needs a New Football Coach. The Governor Wants Trump to Make the Pick. - The Wall Street Journal

The UN teleprompter has been moved to a black site in Ghana.

Colorado Buffaloes’ mascot Ralphie VI retires trib.al/BM7nKJ0

Like the rest of us, our cat Penny is obsessed with Pedro Pascal.

I get it that the MS NOW thing is like a big joke piñata. But everybody’s now gotten their swing, so let’s move on to cupcakes and presents.

In certain countries billionaires have been incented to “fall “ out of windows.

The WSJ editorial section remains deeply weird. apple.news/AWs_gMA-QR2e...

Is this bad?

Too soon.

I can't think of a more appropriate song right now. youtu.be/JLrTQU7Pl6U?...

This paragraph from the Daily Beast seems to have snuck by the chat PT copy editor.

Stay in touch with your old friends. Learn abour your parent’s and grandparent’s lives while they're still around. Find a partner who accepts your flaws and recognizes their own. Learn when to keep your mouth shut. Admit when you don’t know something. Let people like what they like.

Jules Pfeiffer's Little Murders is one of my favorite films and one of the blackest comedies ever made. Seek it out as it seems particularly relevant in this moment. youtu.be/VVitMbKO68w?...

A few shots from our Thanksgiving trip to Paris.

I was curious as to which charities Musk supports and of course he has his own foundation/tax dodge. Here's the real life actual website. www.muskfoundation.org

First Look at Cillian Murphy in the new Peaky Blinders movie. Looks like Tommy started drinking again.

"No matter how ruthlessly". Thanks for establishing the rules of the game, fucko.

Everyone wringing their hands about the Hunter pardon and what it may portend for Trump's behavior needs to pay royalties to Susan Collins and then begin punching themselves in the face until I say stop.

One thing that cheered my heart in this horrible week was seeing Tulsa, my hometown, elect it's first black mayor. Politics in OK is mostly nightmare fuel, but I'm proud of you for this, Tulsa. Now just yeet Ryan Walters into the sun.

Somebody should ask Trump when was the last time he drove himself in anything other than golf cart.