unremarkable bones 𓅇

I bet they burned Prometheus like a witch

breakfast today is a protein shake, a liter of cola, and a fortune cookie

Overheard at airport: “you heard of the double slit experiment?” “Yeah, but it doesn’t PROVE anything”

Difficult to describe this men’s room as anything short of opulent

I should have mastered transcendental meditation when I had the chance

Austin Texas is just a worse Kennesaw Georgia

If you had to put any group or institution in charge of all artificial intelligence— the keepers of Text and ConText, who would you trust?

Dystopia Achieved www.imdb.com/title/tt1801...

anyone wanna watch football and experience sonder?

Make a band edible: Three Finger Death Punchcake

I am taking an unusual number of car rides this weekend

calculus.

Toby McGuire and Adam Driver should remake Face/Off

If they’re going where no one has gone before why are there always people when they get there

These third floor jerks always hop on when I’m going to 6th

He’s playing the drum part for Pearl Jam’s “Last Kiss”

I liked UFOs before they sold out

I am a victim of The Propaganda

“It’s my job to believe in a better future”

I have heard the thunder over Seattle and i can tell you now it’s all over

a threat is a promise with consequences

this UFO stuff is really spinning me out

WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMAL CARGO ?

I have synesthesia for letters

Its a delicate balance I admit. You want a sexy toaster but not too sexy, else you gonna fuck around and burn ya dick.

“Do you want your coffee hot, or drinkable?”

I thought bluesky was already a group chat??

I wonder if alanis ever got her hair cut short and then found the most hardcore metal mix

unsolicited fridge pics

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Sorry I was late for work I had to ride the trolley until my fare expired to spite the fare enforcement officer who didn’t believe that I paid because their device threw a 5XX trying to find my tap up pay information

why aren’t scientists developing technology to turn birds into oil since we are out of dinosaurs

peak. oil.

descending into madness

to the ai, you are the basilisk

make her the cutest it’s killing me

maybe if I’m lucky I’ll fall down some stairs

I’m becoming increasingly convinced They are poisoning my YouTube feed

biblically accurate home screen

speedrun sleep any%

“Those are people who died, died”

can’t tell if this dread is existential, premonitory, or judicial

thwomp

EVERYBODY EVERYBODY come ON!!!!!!!