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💖 📚 2026 Reading Thread 🧵 💖

scrambling to finish my current two books so I can make it to ACOSH without seeing a million spoilers 😭

I wanna carve my pumpkin but I know if I do it now a squirrel will eat it before Halloween 😭 and I need to get a picture of Ash in his costume with it 🤭

I finished my theme park but it took 7 game years so now all my rides from the first section are already in need of replacement 😭

as a lil goblin girl who almost never gets out of pajamas and then spends the whole day feeling like crap, highly recommend getting a matching set with cable knit sweater pants. I feel like I'm in a soft warm hug, but haven't felt like an ugly worm every time I catch my reflection 🤭

officially finished my ACOTAR and Crescent City rereads 🎉 currently reading my library loans of This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me and Every Version of You. my Splintered Harmony book isn't estimated to arrive until 11/04 💔but that means maybe I'll be able to squeeze in Grim Tidings for Halloween 👻

I just ate the biggest pickle I've ever seen and it healed me. I was being a big old bitch from my bad day at work and now it's like it never happened? Thanks Jimmy John ❤️

we have a bit of a ghost problem 👻🤭

it's taking every ounce of my willpower to not say "fuck it" and order $500 worth of stained glass supplies. I do not need another hobby but I WANNA 😩

who up brûléeing their crème?

officially had to use the seat and steering wheel heat today 😩

got a new game for my switch 🥰

our 16 person team is down 4 people today, and one is also leaving early, putting us down 4 closers tonight

a man was mean to me so naturally now I'm considering putting in PTO for tomorrow. I need a new job 🫩

ithan and tharion

stormin' through the party like my name was El Niño 🤝 and the hurricane with my name, when it came

floppy crease

"let me shoulder this burden. you can get the next one." 😭😭😭 Baxian, man that you are

~*do u like my wyrm, feyre darling?*~

went out to look at my marigolds and found this big guy

feeling anxious and weird for no reason today

gods I'm not ready. I already know this is going to make me cry 😭

the phrase "shit or get off the pot" being included in a fantasy book is so funny to me 😭

I'm so sorry but if you're a grown fucking man do not MUMBLE under your breath at me about how annoyed you are because YOU didn't follow the correct procedure and received bad information from someone that wasn't me 😤 happy freaking weekend yall 😮‍💨

weekend plans: 🌞 enjoy tomorrow's warmth 🎶 listen to physical media 📚 read my books 🚫 saying no to plans

it's been 10 days. if I could stop being sick now that would be really great 😫

"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

currently projected to win both my matchups this week, except both my opponents have Amon-Ra so this could go south very easily 😅

every time Bartholomew cries it makes me want to cry too 😭 if anything happens to him I stg

finally starting this week's Ted Lasso. I hope it's not as bad as everyone is saying 😭

I have now died three times but don't worry, in an hour and 34 minutes that brown dragon will be mine 😆😭

Can next year's cast just be all fresh superfans pls

my throat hurts so bad 😩 I don't wanna be sick

I left way early and this Biggby is still at risk of making me late for work 😭

I'm just a girl staring at the sky asking for a Midnights vinyl with all the songs 🧍

Kyle: We need to know in advance when you are coming because my wife works from home. Worker(last week): Hi, can we come today? Kyle: No, we need advance notice. Worker: Oh ya. We will come Tuesday. Worker Today: Hi, we can actually come to set up today.

it pisses me off so bad when people drive unsafely in neighborhoods. first, I was getting into my car at my sister's house and some yeeyee truck came flying down the road and would have ripped the door off my car. then, in my own neighborhood a woman fully ran a stop sign -- didn't even slow down 😠