Lauri

An apple freak! I'M an apple freak too! I would vote for this man if this were the only thing I knew about him. And I'll grab some Jonagolds at Eastern Market tomorrow.

Wemby has played 5 minutes. He has 5 rebounds. :) :) :)

You know what? I am just going to adopt permanent standard time myself. No daylight savings. No pitch-black mornings. No spring forward. I'm going to fall back and STAY back. Not even going to wait until November.

No less an authority than Agence France-Presse declares this the election of our time. Check your voter registration and get involved.

I am just a socialist from Houston who betrayed my home state of Texas by moving away, and I will never, ever stop loving ZZ Top and that boogie shuffle powered by Frank Beard. Lights me up. youtu.be/adnNrK11pu0?...

Opening Bluesky after work and noping out, insert Abe Simpson hanging up his hat and then putting it right back on gif.

You absolute toad. Don't bother. Don't even speak. You pillock, you gleeful murderer, you malevolent fungus.

So if this holds, who does Trump hand the trophy to? Does Trump have to keep his mouth shut? I'm not going to watch that part; I'll rely on reportage. I have not voluntarily heard Trump's voice or watched video of him in months and months.

Dudamel, the Muppets, Seven Nation Army the best act, BTS a close second, everything else dragged, even Shakira, unforch. But I appreciate all the rainbow colors.

Peacock showing Will Ferrell and then Pharrell Williams but the announcers don't recognize the palindromic camera work. Alas.

That's a wrap

For me, the World Cup is getting less enjoyable with every game.

Oh NO

I feel bad for the players on the USMNT. They didn't ask our big waxy melting president to fuck up their vibes.

Vibes are just bad across the board today.

¡Wowza!

Trump celebrating Balogun’s eligibility to play for Team USA when his administration would strip Balogun’s citizenship tomorrow if he didn’t play world class soccer is really a chef’s kiss.

I'm so glad that July 4 is over. Today feels like New Year's Day, a chance to take stock and get better. Maybe in another 250 years we can look back and be proud of how far we've come. Starting now. Skadi believes in us.

That was so draining. I will make the best of this heartbreak by being happy for Manu Ginobili.

Ow

Jesus.

Guh

If this goes to PKs I may need to self-medicate.

Hmmmm. Handball?

Oh shut up shut up shut up

Oh my God in heaven above

Oh no

Welp

You can only get the Trump passport design by applying in person. Absolutely have to have intent. I think everyone who gets the Trump passport should be forced to use that design forever. Every time they renew. Never let them outrun it.

Trump's human shield ploy (using Kai) didn't work, thank you New York (now please lose).

Walking home from choir rehearsal in my Wembenyama jersey, I got a "Spurs in Six!" yelled my way from an F-250. Your lips, god's ear, sir. Your lips, god's ear.

What am I going to do with myself until Wednesday?

Vassell has the cutest little kid grin

YOU THERE! WHAT DAY IS IT? IT IS CHRISTMAS DAY SIR!

Replaying Games 1 and 6 while I wait for Game 7. My housemate finds it amazing that I only get this way about the Spurs.

I'm not going to say it; I'm not going to jinx it; I'm not going to start smiling so wide my face hurts

Me on the phone w/my sister 2 days ago: Yeah, they weren't even supposed to be this good already--getting to the WCF is just icing. And I'll always have 2014, no matter what. I'm just grateful. ♥️ Me right now: If the Spurs lose, I will expire. On the spot. What would even be the point of living.

Hahaha. Victor.

It's almost time for banana bread. Hector Bananabread.

I have the 2014 NBA Finals and always will, so I had no right to expect the Spurs to give me this much joy, but they sure as hell are anyway.

Wemby oh my God

For the record, I hung in there on the Pistons game. I'm still hanging in there.