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Mental illneas to be specific.

Donny Dipshit is right. It's NOT his fault. It's Rapepublicans' fault...for not impeaching and convicting his seditious, traitorous, corrupt, incompetent, domestic terrorist ass.

Billionaire AI Tech Weenies FINALLY enact measures to protect...their computers? Fuck these weenies. Seriously. Fuck all of 'em, and not in a good way. Fucking dorks. Should have finished the job on them at recess all those years ago.

It's for his colostomy bag. Duh .

He wants to bring back polio and the measles as well as rehabilitate Nixon. How did this stupid fat fuck ever get elected?

Hold on! Are you saying Nancy Mace said something stupid and offensive? This is my shocked face. 😐

Natalie! I can't find my penis again! Where does it go? Get your tweezers and do your magic.

Trump.appears to have more wigs than Dolly Parton did.

So now we know that they don't teach the Constitution at Emotional Support Hooker School.

So I guess the Ignorant Douchbag Trifecta came in.

I can't wait for Joke Crapper's book on how they are hiding Rapey McBonespurs' dementia and decline from us and what a danger to the nation it poses. Right Joke? Right?

It was during a seance.

White House confirms authenticity of photo showing Trump kissing and groping his emotional support hooker.

If you believe this nonsense please seek professional help immediately.

I love watching Rats eat each other.

From this day forward Rapey McBonespurs shall be known as Prezzident Camacho.

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Fuck Google. I'm voting for the billionaire tax now Sergey.

The Fake Prezzident is a 13 year old mean girl..

Tim Curry. 80. Gone. Dolly Parton. 80. Gone. Donald "Rapey McBonespurs" Trump. 80. Somehow this Piece of Shit remains alive. God did NOT get the memo.

In related news, Donald Trump is a fucking booger-eating idiot.

So it's a day that ends with a "y".

Grifters Oligarchs Perverts

Is it just me or does Bessent look like he's had a very large stick jammed up his ass since 1982?

I love watching the rats eat each other as the ship is sinking. Bye Felicia.

Donald Trump has confirmed that he intends to use your hard-earned tax dollars to reward the domestic terrorists - including those who attacked and murdered police - who attacked Congress in a seditious effort to overturn the results of the 2020 election. Impeach www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

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Is there a single one of these assholes who isn't a fucking deadbeat and/or child rapist? I'm serious.

Good. Crush this moronic lying sack of shit. Mr. Blunderbuss. Canada's worst export ever.

Then they should stop sucking so much.

I will never again watch any network or other TV channel that chooses to air this absolute seditious nonsense live. Fucking crybaby.

It is literally impossible for me to give less of a fuck about what this assclown thinks about anything.

What a cowardly piece of shit. To give a fascist un-American verbal diarrhea-fest and then compare that debacle to one of the most stark displays of bravery in history? Not just American history? Donald Trump can go fuck himself with an elephant dick. So not his tiny toadstool.

When every day is a bad hair day.

What a pussy.

No. Strike that. FUCK no.

It is so lazy to just post the same headline every day for a year and a half.

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Draft Dodger. Tax Dodger. Felon. Domestic Terrorist. Impeach. Convict. Imprison. Forget.

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

Always overcompensating for the Tiny Trumpy Tadpole.

I disagree GovGav. Trump is in no way a man. He is a child. Not a man. Men do not talk about and treat women like he does.

The official portrait of SecDrunk Kegbreath has been released:

Drama Queen Donnie Rapist

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This statement makes perfect sense. Trump works for the oil companies, not you. How much did you bribe him with? See how this works?