Lean Lefty

Can't believe everyone is falling for the Ethan Klein shit. He passed away in 2012 from vaping the world's biggest vape. Rest in peace king

I live outside Chicago and am getting Talarico texts. Can't imagine how bad it's down there in Texas

The way Sakamoto Days can blend comedy, action, and absurdity is incredible. Chapter 278 feels like a serious return to the early work and I love it

They're not live streaming the execution anymore. Who would have thought fascists would become such cowards. Mussolini is rolling in his grave

Bmw drivers should start in prison and get released over time on good behavior

Nothing like when your ears recalibrate for no reason and you hear a high pitched noise for a few seconds

Crazy though. Since Trump made a "diesel deal" with Putin and Ukraine keeps striking Russian diesel will the USA militarily retaliate against Ukraine over this? The USA doesn't provide support anymore so there's no leverage there

And they voted for him anyway 😕

The French kids are alright

What is it about Saturdays that puts all the freaks on the road? We should have stop signs that shoot out your tires if you don't follow right of way.

Just watched a dude in a handicap raised minivan almost hit a lady in a crosswalk. Out of everyone shouldn't you know better?

Genuinely asking. Why is it easier for many people to accept that a murderer deserves and can be rehabilitated, but someone who committed sexual assault cannot?

I like that old Confucius quote: "Things really suck ass right now dog"

I'll be the only one brave enough to say it: Grandma got run over by a reindeer is a certified banger

Serial killers are entitled af. Imagine having enough time to be a serial killer in this time and age

BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order banning any speech related to gas prices.

I haven't fucked any animals, but at least I know that if I did the FBI would accept me with open arms

I took down all the smoke detectors in my house. They've been listening to me breathe

I am officially dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour. I was the guy who hands out water bottles backstage

When modern civilization collapses we'll probably still have honey. I love honey

BREAKING: Trump invades Ukraine to bring down the cost of diesel

In anticipation of the 5k check, I've already Klarnad a Jet Ski

Happy I only lost 10k on $LAPTOP. Wanted to put more in but felt like it would be irresponsible. I matrixed that shit

Woke beer pretty goooood

My retired elderly neighbor cuts his grass at least twice a day

Can't wait to see how my $LAPTOP investment is going. Need to pay for my leg lengthening surgery loan. The Latvian mafia keeps telling me I need to pay them back

New Mexico should have a little internal civil war to decide their new name. Seems like the only fair way to go about it

Based. We need an FDR like figure. The status quo will just get us someone as evil as Trump but more competent if not. We must set an example and try, imprison, and punish everyone involved in this administration for starters

Modern gaming is disgusting in many ways. Wanted to play a bit if GTA5 before 6 comes out. Download it on PC. Took 20min to be in game because you have to download Rockstars propriety crap, battle eye, login, and a bunch of other bullshit. I just want to play the story holy shit this is garbage

Too many tomatoes this time of year? Make tomato sauce and freeze it in ice cube or silicone molds. Much easier than canning

Bees much like cats are actually a liquid

I feel worse for people that lost all their money because they're addicted to meth over someone who lost it all on polymarket. Only one of these people is redeemable

Some women tried to flirt with me twice this week then I watched her get arrested (not related to the flirting)

If you can't pee in the shower don't expect to survive the apocalypse

Happy to announce I will be meeting with President Trump on my revolutionary new business idea hampered by current regulations: Cigarettes, but for kids

If the world survives the climate apocalypse, and my grandchildren are reading their history book going "this is stupid we didn't declare victory 15 times" I'll be there to correct those snot nosed kids

I love asparagus but the piss smell really is a wild side effect