Ian Heaton

When I was younger I always wanted a girlfriend from the Wirral, but coming from Bootle the river was always a bit of a barrier. I just wanted to be like Billy Joel and have an Upton girl.

If all else fails Sasha and Digweed are your only men. #NE1

Yerrs. 💪 Is this where they all start eating each other?

Do you ever get that mouthful of scouse and think: Wow! This is the best thing I've ever eaten. BTW guess what I had for dinner?

There are major strikes going on in Ireland tomorrow and it's nothing to do with the Russians. #UptheWorkers

Was going to do Diamond Necklace in the Arc and talked myself out of it for Maltese Cross in the treble I failed to put on.

That was a bonus. Did a little treble on the horses, first horse went down. Turned out I never put the bet on. The beauty of ADHD.

Regarding the Israel games Ireland are between, it has shown its true colours. It's definitely a nation that would be helping the Brits set-up soup kitchens during the Irish genocide.

God, I rest my case.

God, I know promised not to flood the earth again, but now seems like a good time to break that promise; or if not flood...

@rte.ie Was there a radio programme on Lyric last week regarding music in revolution? Or is it a documentary? I cannot seem find it in the app.

From Slab-Head to Lego-Head. #SuperSunday

Happy birthday #Liverpool #1207

Can we have a Home Alone 2 hat-trick with Shitty Arse. It would be nice symmetry and a tribute to Brenda Fricker if it happened in Ireland.

A new series of #NoWorriesIfNot. Yerrs 💪🏼 Get In.

Ah feck. Forgot there was Champions League play-offs tonight. What game do I watch? #Fenerbahçe #AEKAthens and there's also #Everton.

Israeli settlers attacked journalists in the West Bank again yesterday while the army stood and watched. Not activists. Not fighters. Journalists documenting what the settlers were doing. Like all gangsters they have a policy of leaving no witnesses.

Celtic FC, Scotland

Trump is a Pedophile Trump is a Rapist Trump is a Pedophile and Rapist Trump is a Pedophile Trump is a Rapist Trump is a Pedophile and Rapist Trump is a Conman Crook Criminal Thief Embezzler & Money Launderer Trump is also a Racist and doesn't give a Shit about America! He's Guilty As Fuck!

If anyone in Dublin is looking for unused RAM, I'm selling mine. I bought the wrong size (physically wrong size!) for my case. Basically, my PC case won't close, so I had to buy more RAM to make up for the wrong size 😭 Missed the window for returns, so yeah, DM me if interested.😅

“Apple booked pre-tax profits of $6m per employee in Ireland, compared with just $51,000 per employee in Germany…” (This information is only public now because new EU law forces transparency) www.ft.com/content/65fb...

Fuckin missed the goal. #Rayo #RayoAlavés

What a fuckin piss-take. Rayo robbed again. That goal should have stood. #RayoAlavés

@channel4.bsky.social thought it was being 'edgy' by showing a documentary on ADHD, and all they did was get it completely wrong; increase hate a cohort of people that try to get on in a world they weren't built for. You fucking horrible bunch of scumbags. Rot in hell.

I've been off work almost 11 months with neurodivergent burnout, and my HR manager keeps looking at my profile on LinkedIn, and has amounted to 3 times in a week including now twice in two days. Is that be classed as weird behaviour?

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Does anyone else's wife decide not to but them food when they go shopping days after they started a pissed-up row?

I have ADHD and now suspect Autism too. I'm not settled in my medication regime. Let's call this for what it is: an attack on neurodivergent conditions and their diagnosis; the effects of those conditions and whether medication is necessary. A ploy of the privileged and 'healthy' right.

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Please repost this far and wide until people start listening. mentalwiring.blogspot.com/2026/08/my-t... @rte.ie @thejournal.ie @irishtimes.com @virginmedianews.bsky.social @irishmirror.bsky.social @echr.coe.int

Please repost this far and wide until people start listening. mentalwiring.blogspot.com/2026/08/my-t... @rte.ie @thejournal.ie @irishtimes.com @virginmedianews.bsky.social @irishmirror.bsky.social @echr.coe.int

The weather is poxy in Knock.

Release the #EpsteinFiles!

My son not once wished me happy father's day. This is what I have to live with because it's enabled by his mother.

Please.

Help. I really need help, not just emotional, but practical too. I don't even know where to turn to because evert time I go to someone I'm blanked or fucked off. I don't know how much longer I can go on like this because something will have to give in me killing myself or harming someone else.

Am I being unreasonable because I won't watch the World Cup - especially when I've always advocated boycotting it?

Whoo hooo. Woke up to a week's ban on the shit channel for abusing the Orange Felon Cunt. Do I bother going back?

Is it just me? Or is Reddit just full of dicks?

Arsenal fans getting rattled by Scousers again - as usual.

Paul McCartney has banned Farage from doing an updated release of the Frog Song, but he'll do it anyway.

I haven't had a Chinese since Holy Saturday, and don't know whether to get one. I can barely afford, but I don't feel like cooking, which would be the same meal as yesterday. Also they aren't very good around here. Any advice?

🇨🇺 #Cuba has done it again‼️ Meet VAXIRA® — a therapeutic cancer vaccine developed by Cuban and Argentine scientists that helps the immune system recognise and destroy lung cancer cells. Approved in both #Cuba and #Argentina for advanced non-small cell lung cancer. #VAXIRA

Yeerrrs.

Chiesa seeing Slot leave the building... #LFC

Only Liverpool sacking a manager could overshadow a Champions' League final.