Puck 💖💛💙

We clean up pretty good, huh?

Thought I was too OP because I took down Bahamut in two rounds but then this little fucker showed up to humble me.

Don’t give into the Sunday scaries. Come cuddle instead.

Carbunkle’s twink death hit hard.

FFV has my new fav monster in it.

Not bad for a tired bitch 💅

Struggled and cursed a lot in the final push through the necropolis but Hashmal and Altima fell like dominoes. BUT, can we please talk about how Delita spent this entire game being like “YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND MY MOTIVES” and then his motives turned out to be “Lol the princess is pretty 👉👈”

Zalera was a little bitch and you can tell them I said so.

AND YOUR LITTLE GOAT TOO

Zalera was a little bitch and you can tell them I said so.

Seriously, just prior, I had to fight for my life against Elmdore and his vampire hussies that boop you to death. This battle was a cake walk.

You guys it happened 👊 I…did not survive.

The second my summoner does ANYTHING, she gets swarmed. This AI is cheap as fuck. 🤣😤

Drop some MAGIC 🪄🔮🖤

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Oh hai

THREE HOURS LATER 😭

22 Sept

It’s my first time getting this far and THAT’S GONNA BE A BIG NOPE FROM ME.

22 Sept

“Bitch, what the fuck….”

Bitch, let’s goooooooo

@rockoscreens.bsky.social

22 Sept

Update 3: Fernando, my white mage with a kill count finally got to cast Holy. He nuked Gafgarion with it and stole his crystal. ✝️

Puck 💖💛💙 reposted

Rocko Screens

21 Sept

20 Sept

Summarizing today’s D&D session with this image.

Bitch, let’s goooooooo

Update 2: Just had my first PC’s soul turn into crystal. RIP, Juliette, I’m sorry Fernando ran out of MP and nobody else knew how to use Phoenix down because I FORGOT you have to have a level in Chemist just to USE ITEMS and then learn how to use them individually 💀🪦

Bitch, let’s goooooooo

Update: My white mage Fernando has a kill count. He keeps ending up near enemies with like 6HP and just bitch slaps them to death.

16 Sept

The constant ambivalence I have at work between: A - It’s classist to expect everyone to have computer literacy. B - Your entire job is done on this computer, you need to know how to use the Start menu.

15 Sept

Peaches was incredible. Wild, visceral, irreverent, and loving all at once.

11 Sept

40 years old as of9/10. I refuse to give up my silliness despite capitalism’s attempts to beat it out of me. I’m only going to get sillier and more queer because fuck you, that’s why. 🖕 Peaches, thank you for being an inspiration, and I can’t wait to see you work your magic in St Louis next week. 💚

8 Sept

We’re forced to take bland information security trainings at work because the users I talk to are practically salivating to tell me what their password is.

8 Sept

Two different users told me, unprompted, what their passwords were today. One over chat and one over a *recorded line*

3 Sept

Just heard there’s a catfish of me on Sniffies again. 💀 I deleted my Twitter a few years back because someone was harvesting my photos and hoped that would take care of it but I guess the scammers finally made it to BlueSky. Anyway, if you see my photos on there please report the profile.

1 Sept

“My internet outage caused my laptop’s BIOS to become corrupt” is a WILD claim. 🤣 It’s that type of belief in correlation that that’s leads to vaccine denial, and I don’t think I’m being dramatic.

30 Aug

Last night was cute. @ruggerxray.bsky.social

30 Aug

Boot struggles.