the_dude

For the new followers I’m not exactly political I’m more of a let’s burn the country to the ground and run around naked smoking joints and worshipping the sun and moon… Americans can’t be trusted anymore

And the tone deaf award for biggest assholes goes to:

we’re all in agreement that we’re on the expressway elevator to hell

Maybe they do know they are the bad guys

like when people say they don’t like white people…I totally understand why… they got a documentary about themselves and now he’s gonna “start a blood testing company”… maybe we’ll be able to have the test done on Mars…

Hum tour announcement:

you’ll never convince me religion wasn’t invented to keep people in check

Buttholes Duck dicks And Rook dong It’s only Tuesday

Bunch of college kids about to discover the joys of cougars

Trump Is So Corrupt, He Doesn't Even Try To Hide It.......

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman

sorry

If blue sky has taught me anything in the last few days Its buttholes and bird dicks/vaginas all the way down

Additionally:

@miq.moe

Idk what 90’s music station they have it set on… no doubt had a run of hits … too bad Gwen is a poser

member when we all thought they were saying what the fuck

lol

and they say irony is dead

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mom!

So we’re just doing the racism openly now not even pretending not to be racist…. Arabs haven’t produced science or literature… that worm must have been starving

we must be on the downward spiral the fuck kinda place do we live in when you’ve got parents calling the cops on a kid playing soccer… if he was white they would have given him a trophy 🏆

HECKLER (in Missouri): "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!" TRUMP: "Go home." Mercado Media

@cheerfulexgf.bsky.social welp…

Is charging the FBI guy again a distraction or is he grasping at straws

Look at that ass, what an incredible ass You know I don’t usually look at adult women’s asses…

This actually makes the most sense

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He’s gonna make Nicki his press secretary isn’t he

Hello, I saw you, I know you, I knew you.

Only Fans but it’s just me making terrible life choices

To everybody’s dad who’s been watching those TV ads about me 👇🏾 I don’t have big money for ads, so let me talk to you directly. I’m going to protect your Social Security. I’m going to protect your Medicare. I’m going to make billionaires pay what they owe.

Maybe I should sell feet pics? Which one of y’all has nice feet?? We can split the money 50/50 Nothing too weird Just feet and toes..maybe some smooshing??

If democracy is only legitimate when your side wins, you don't support democracy. You support one-party rule.

I’m not comfortable with AI powered “sky” anything..but this is badass

So they had their trust violated by someone in a position of power…

Same internet friend, same.

again there has been WAY too much butthole talk on the skyline the last couple days… this is either a sure sign of social collapse..or we’re all waaaaaaaay to comfortable with each other