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lmaoooo Tom Brady: "Don't tell me they're gonna throw this. Oh my god. They're gonna throw this."

Lions getting a taste of what it feels like to play against their own secondary

I have three days free of the Panthers. A starting offensive lineman broke his leg. And that first half today nearly caused me to spontaneously combust. Why is this happening to me I try to be a nice person

I just burst into hysterical gales of maniacal laughter so I'm holding up better than I would have had I consumed that cursed second half

Texans uniforms look like something from Any Given Sunday

good for the falcons I'm glad some of my friends can be happy today since I can't

Since the moment he said that: -holding penalty takes back a big play -sack-fumble, 17-point Buccaneer lead Maybe he should just shut the hell up

WOW HOW NICE FOR TAMPA BAY LARGEST LEAD OF THE SEASON I AM OUT

Baker Mayfield (15.5) is averaging about twice as many batted passes per 600 attempts in his career than Bryce Young (7.9). Mayfield isn't tall either, but batted passes are a lot less about a quarterback's height that you would expect. Source: @sports-reference.com

An offensive penalty on 41% of drives this year. And you wonder why this team makes me insane

"Carolina Panther fans, don't get nervous..." DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wow a baker pass getting batted down, never seen that happen before in bank of america stadium

Well and truly fucked, may as well go back to Gilded Age

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND ONE PERSON WHO CAN CATCH PUNTS WHY GOD

oh my goodness I can't see too well let me clean my glasses that can't be a....THIRD DOWN STOP?!

Good grief you can't even let me be indignant about a bad PI call

Maybe last week I figured it out (unintentionally) and I should just skip the first half of Panthers games

OH GOOD THE DEFENSE IS COMING BACK OUT

CHUBA TRAIN

GOD NOT VITA VEA

Or the moment he dies the hex becomes permanent

LMAOOOO THAT BENNY HILL-ASS ONSIDES KICK

if I have to see the creepy Syracuse mascot all I ask is that it not spin itself around

Fran Brown is undefeated in overtime? He's been doing it wrong. Just get it to overtime and never lose again

One way or the other it's over after this review

Jesus Christ I just saw Texas' penalty stats

It Follows

Looked up past UNC-Syracuse overtime games; I remember the 2018 game. And I vaguely remembered 2003, but Darian Durant Plays Great But It Isn't Enough and Willie Parker Fumbles was kind of a familiar script back then goheels.com/news/2003/9/...

UNC and Syracuse no honey no one needs more of this game so sorry

😂

Well, at least the last line shows he has some self-awareness.

Not our precious Brent Key! No! I won't accept this!

Aw, man. I get it, of course. Time has come. Last remaining Triangle coach whose intro press conference I attended. RIP to Dave and the red solo cup

I don't want to see Georgia Tech like this :(

Oh hell yes I used to watch this show on reruns like crazy

Is it 2 if he attended a UNC-Duke game I covered? Or does it have to be more direct, like, he was buddy-buddy with Roy Williams, who at one point at least vaguely knew who I was? 😂

unfortunately for them that masterpiece and equally fever-dream-esque experience already exists (twice)

Homicide is the leading cause of death among pregnant people. New research shows that since the end of Roe, women’s risk for being murdered in states with abortion bans has increased. This builds on a growing devastating catalog of data showing bans’ impact on domestic violence:

Ummmmm sorry he did what in 2017

And honestly no offense to the IP movies (some of which are great) but their dominance ending has led to an increase in movies with wild and creative premises and we love to see it