Left Behind and Glad of it

Left Behind and Glad of it

@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social

Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath. DM me if you dare H/T Iaian M. Banks

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Trump is CRASHING OUT over Obama on the campaign trail

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This supercut is likely to make Trump VERY upset. The difference between Trump and Obama is on full display, and the contrast is absolutely devastating. Watch until the end...

Left Behind and Glad of it
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It was written almost 40 years ago, which shows you that shit ain't changed, they just cover it in tradwife bullshit to pretend hitting on someone younger and more vulnerable is an honorable and manly thing to do. Yeah, fuck a lot of that. There are women closer to your age that would tear ya a new

Left Behind and Glad of it
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Oh, and as failed gamblers should be wary of a man who owns a pig farm, so should failed lovers be wary of a lover, female or male, who apparently owns a thesaurus and they swallowed it and use it in daily writing. It tells you that they remember fucking everything, and will tell it.

Left Behind and Glad of it
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She (will always be she, as Sherlock Holmes said about Irene Adler) is the woman I'll aspire to and listen to for the rest of her recording career, and think and ponder over what might have been, had I said the right words in the Nairobi room 45-50 years ago.

Left Behind and Glad of it
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Everyone must have that one that they fucked up royally with and regrets their words or lack of words. There wouldn't be a poem written or a novel published without a hint of regret to help salt the wound and give impetus to the words.

Left Behind and Glad of it
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I'm going to find Mark Zuckerberg in whatever hole he's dug in the ground and bring him into the light, squealing like the mole rat he most closely resembles. I had one of my Youtube playlists going in the background, while fooling around on several open screens. I noticed, after a few minutes, that

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Left Behind and Glad of it
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is your bot's algorithm's major malfunction? I can click through, but this is complete over-reaction on the part of someone who doesn't give a shit about right-wing monstrosities, but will do this and worse on Instagram, as he did on Saturday, October 17th, to NO KINGS. Fuck a lot of that little

Left Behind and Glad of it
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I'm going to find Mark Zuckerberg in whatever hole he's dug in the ground and bring him into the light, squealing like the mole rat he most closely resembles. I had one of my Youtube playlists going in the background, while fooling around on several open screens. I noticed, after a few minutes, that

Left Behind and Glad of it
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one had stopped. It was an innocuous playlist, or so I thought. It had halted on "Suicide is Painless", the theme song to M*A*S*H, the movie. Instead of just playing the video, I got a message telling me this song had themes of self-harm and suicide, and would I like to proceed? Motherfucker, what

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I used to give her and her ex-husband, Andy, shit, when they would lay on the couch, clasp hands, and chant, "Roll Tide". Yeah why don't you get up off your ass, wash your kids' clothes with some Tide, you lazy motherfuckers? My niece and nephew looking like urchins up in this house, sorry 'Bamans!

Left Behind and Glad of it
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College ball is on tomorrow, and, out of all the games, there has to be something you can like. Except for Alabama. Fuck them, fuck Bear Bryant, and all that that shitty fucking school has ever stood for. They are scum, and I hope they take Tommy Tuberville to hell with them. Hi, Becky! sis is alum!

Left Behind and Glad of it
@lefbehingladofit.bsky.social

I used to give her and her ex-husband, Andy, shit, when they would lay on the couch, clasp hands, and chant, "Roll Tide". Yeah why don't you get up off your ass, wash your kids' clothes with some Tide, you lazy motherfuckers? My niece and nephew looking like urchins up in this house, sorry 'Bamans!

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College ball is on tomorrow, and, out of all the games, there has to be something you can like. Except for Alabama. Fuck them, fuck Bear Bryant, and all that that shitty fucking school has ever stood for. They are scum, and I hope they take Tommy Tuberville to hell with them. Hi, Becky! sis is alum!