Exxon Valdeez Nuts

It’s beginning to feel like his resignation would be the compromise.

Did my man dirty.

Finally, the cure to the male loneliness epidemic.

“For example, when my wife is on the phone talking to her mom. Do I know it for a fact that she’s talking about my sexual inadequacies? No, but I do lose sleep over it.”

I’m gonna burn em even harder.

The 49ers when half the league is on IR.

Jake Moody lookin smug AF on his couch rn.

Surely this will distract from the Epstein files

Jon Moxley in the main event of a ppv.

This cage set up is really neat but amazing bitching the feed every 5 seconds is some bullshit.

The perfect bellwether for whether or not someone is capable of critical thought is how they feel about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Of course it was Darby in the body bag. Who else was it gonna be?

Most murderous dictator of the 21sf century…so far

“We’re sitting on a gold mine with this tweener thing that I totally did on purpose and wasn’t at all a result of my bad self-booking that painted me into a weird corner that felt disconnected from the show. Also my wife was definitely integral to the success of the show.”

I had absolutely no opinions on the Epstein thing aside from him being a bad guy who deserved bad things. Now I’ve never been more confident in a conspiracy and government cover up. What kind of pilled is that?

Big day for the word ‘bawdy’

MJF in Chicago: “I’m the best in the world” It’s always phuck Phil in these streets, kid.

If you felt politically attacked by Superman it’s because your politics are fascism

It’s gonna be so funny if that’s actually sting in the front row

Nuremberg 2: electric boogaloo.

Vipress on collision? Hoodslam represent.

This is gonna be the final thing I think before I die. Likely in said camp.

Gerard Way watched the towers fall on 9/11, said “how can I make this about me” and proceeded to make some of the most unabashedly queer art of the decade. We Stan a stunt queen.

Classic win-win proposition there.

Are people unfamiliar with the type of guy that chooses to live in northern Idaho?

If the U.N. Decided to label us a hermit kingdom and cut us off from polite society that would be more than fair.

It offends me to my core that this guy gets to claim anything relating to punk. He’s cashing blood money checks from a fascist regime, signed by a corporation that supports another fascist regime. Genuinely gross.

Watching AEW asynchornously while not having twitter has vastly enhanced my experience of the product. Also arena Mexico looks sick on tv.

The propaganda I’m falling for:

May takeaway from Thekla’s debut match is that Queen Aminata rules.

Step 1: Brody King wears a defund ICE shirt in arena Mexico next week. Step 2: strap him up Step 3: profit.

Idk man. I’m supposed to take my son to LA in like 5 days to go to Disneyland and universal. How do you just go on vacation when democracy is actively crumbling?

Remember when we liberated Afghanistan?

Hey um…I’m starting to think we might live in a fascist police state?

I see lots of talk about abolishing ice and while I do consider myself to have very Parisian sensibilities, I still like my drinks cold.

Punk’s not dead.

…are we pretending the parade isn’t for the fuhrer’s party?

“You know how fascist regimes project authority by removing any sense of color or joy?” Presidential portrait artist: “say not more fam, I got you”

“Everything millennial is cool again.” Oh ya? Then why do the teens mock my skinny jeans?

No she didn’t. She’s deeply stupid. And so are you for repeating this.

Fuck now they’re never gonna find him.

We are literally cooked.

*buys a car that only ever served as an identity marker and status symbol because it was never a good car* “Guys, not everything is political”

This would be cool AF on tv.

It’s totally fine for wrestlers to want to win a match and main event the most important show in company history.

It’s cliche to say this shit is like 1984 but they’re literally the ones always talking about freedom.