Scott Falkner

Make a band edible: Poi Division

I’m positive I am not the only market for a box of broken cookies.

Ziggy’s kid liked my post!

@dmoren.com I’m trying to locate the audio file “marketshare.mp3” that accompanied your 2007 Macworld Stickergate article. The Macworld download link is dead. Do you happen to still have a copy or know if it survives anywhere? It’s a dead link in… www.macworld.com/article/1868...

@trooperband.bsky.social I’m trying to learn the artist who created the cover art for Ten and LotG. I used to know his (I think it’s a he) name. Can anyone help here?

Why is CBC News calling the U.S. Secretary of Defense the Secretary of War? They know that is not his title. Global, CTV, even the National Post call him Secretary of Defence. Why is CBC News deliberately using the wrong title? Who are they doing this for?

Tell me you don’t know the history of the guillotine without saying you don’t know the history of the guillotine. www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/02...

Sometimes I forget how fucking on the ball Doonesbury can be.

Apple, you sit on a throne of lies!

How much does Google suck now? The universal meaning of JFGIA isn’t on the from page if you search for it.

I don’t want to work, either, busy after banging on the drum all day it’ll start to feel like work.

Not Vinnie Roe!

Apple: It just works. 5 minutes to showtime and… nothing.

How is Siri not Apple’s biggest embarrassment?

The moral of the story is you. Cannot proofread too much.

The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down

Remember when these pricks called us paranoid for predicting Trump was planning concentration camps? Now they’re announcing more and people barely notice. The United States isn’t becoming fascist. They’re done.

@ianausten.bsky.social Our leader is called the Prime Minister. YW.

Well fuck

Not the obituary I wanted to read today, or any day. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I was just wondering if PC case design has evolved to have taste. So I searched for “attractive PC cases.” TL;DR: No.

I call the big one Bitey.

Someone dangled their keys in front of Trump.

Not the obituary I wanted to see today. apnews.com/article/sing...

Twitter: - Doesn’t know I don’t like For You when I always click off it and never click on it. - Shows ads for crypto scams after I block all ads for crypto scams. - Shows tweets from Fox News and NY Post after I have told them to show me fewer posts from them over 100 times. Grok has to suck.

Who wore it better?

That’s not how it works, HBC.

Harmonica could kick Blonde’s ass.

Elon Musk owning a company called Boring Company is spectacularly on brand, because I have no doubt he is.

Iggle poo.

How hard would it be for the AirPods case to do what this does?

Good news, everyone!

It’s time we called the United States Bonerland.

@vonster.bsky.social All the time

Not the obituary I wanted to read today, but it’ll do. www.kron4.com/news/nationa...

Well fuck. R.I.P. Joe.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.

Not the obituary I wanted to read today. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Someone should tell Trump it doesn’t have to be a bible. He can use his mint copy of the Vanessa Williams Penthouse.

Iggle poo. That is an expression of extreme sympathy.

Here come the blue skies, here comes springtime When the rivers run high and the tears run dry When everything that dies shall rise

In 2016 nobody expected Trump would get to pick three Supreme Court justices. This time we know he’ll get two more. I hope you’re ready for a Supreme Court with a majority owing their jobs to Trump Loyalty and perjury.