The Chinese Chef from Ratatoullie

That's why we're Number One

That detransitioner in the Sherrod Brown ads gave me an adult circumcision before they transitioned. They were 40 years old.

It's nice that they finally let a white guy direct one of these

All timer bit to abandon your business partners to attend clown college seemingly on a whim

Sorry I haven't been posting much. My roommate of ambiguous pronoun use is trying to get me evicted because I said something nice about Bojack Horseman (the character, not the show). I changed the locks; hopefully I can hold out long enough to claim squatters rights...

What do you guys think of casual sex?

NBC has ordered a spinoff of "Lefty Bojangles" which will center on the character JoCat. This comes after "Lefty Bojangles" cancellation following a series of controversial posts made by star BenShotOnFilm on X. Source: @NBC

Facebook is Great Again

AOC's frozen eggs when her date says some shit about keeping the night going at his buddies stand up set a couple blocks away

I like Woody Allen movies

Ok hall monitor

had a Latinx dinner last night 😋

trust the process

Drake should go back into acting

Toni Morrison released her debut novel in the same year that The Beatles released their final album

I am a teenage boy from Israel and even I don't really care about this one

So the thing is... that's his favorite part too. We're helping him cum, guys.

My dream Knives Out movie would have starred David Lynch, David Cronenberg, David Duchovny, David Cross, David Byrne, David Tenant, David Foley, John David Washington,

People are posting whole movie links over on Twitter, step up your game Bluesky

They're calling him Christopher Columbus Nolan in the lefty chats

#CutForLindsey

Hey South Carolina! Your senator sucks cocks in hell!

The seriously queer homosexual Lindsey Graham died this morning after spending his career ass raping the American people! Will not be missed!

My husband followed a lot of beautiful women on this account...

#DumpTrump!

Oh great... 15 more years of white spree shooters. We need this like we need more coronavirus 🙄

Hello everybody. Yesterday, while doing some work around the house, my husband Lefty slipped and hit his head on our statue of Barack Obama. We rushed him to the hospital and he fell into a coma. While he recovers, I (Linda) will be managing his account. Please send prayers 💔🙏

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the funniest video I've seen all year:

Does #ACAB include Joe from Family Guy? Like he's in a wheel chair, he's not a real cop...

I miss when my war criminal leaders made nice, polite tweets for the holidays 😢

i wanna see these two fuck

I'm pro global warming. FUCK ICE

FUCK ICE #MELTTHECAPS

Is Seth Cockfield on here?

Try not to say mommy or daddy challenge

More like Leaves in my Ass

Catching up on some news

This is like when my dumb, mentally challenged son smashes his superhero toys together but for millions of dollars

I'd rather go to Breastworld instead an see a big ole pair of cans. #whoswithme

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

took my 20 year old girlfriend shopping. shes trying on bras an swimsuits, but im so sleepy. department stores definitely release a sleeping agent that only effects men. BORING! id rather be at BASS PRO SHOP!

The smelliest, fattest, kissless virgin will look at you with his tiny, beady eyes and tell you this doesn't look game accurate enough AND that he deserves to vote in elections

Has anybody done "the Straight of Homos" yet?

Lars Von Trier in the Criterion Closet: Citizen Kane. There's a scene featuring Adolf Hitler that Welles achieved with some trickery. Personally I would have tried to film the man myself... In fact, the fuhrer has quite the filmography, some of which is in here...

can somebody mail me my own sydney sweeney shirt? shes a hottie and i want to show the world how hot i think she is on my body. XXL

#ArtistsOfBluesky Do you ever joerk off to your own drawings?

Cartoonists can just draw their own porn. Oh to be given such a gift

We just had sex

I was the one that comforted Kash Patel's girlfriend at the #WHCD. Held her trembling hand in mine... told her everything was going to be okay... we'll always have that moment.