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between vb-cable and voicemeter i'm really amassing digital circuits. so much power, right in my palm. need more audio jacks. really making a rag of the guitar strap i bought in middle school though. zooble

i got one of the little 12oz cans of monster so that the photos wouldn't be as embarrassing

i recently rewatched steven universe future and, just as 15 year old bliss predicted, it hits way harder now that i have some distance from the things that happened to me, much like Titular Steven. traumatic shit fucks you up forever (not just while its happening), until you choose to work on it. :b

i never understood rage rooms cuz yes i do have a lot of repressed anger, but it's "strangle the life out of someone while i beat them to death with the other hand" anger, not "i wish i could simulate being an alcoholic father trying to scare his family" anger

i dont really reblog fundraiser posts anymore because as much as i want everyone to have money, i know my audience, and i know they dont have any fucking money either LOL

i practice unethical nonmonogamy. i take lots of girls on hiking dates and i throw trash on the ground just for fun. then i generate a bunch of ai images on my phone, of things i could have easily drawn myself. then i try to pit them against each other but i still ghost the winner lol

folks, it finally happened. i gained enough humanity to start filtering gore / graphic violence out of my timeline

as 2026 winds down to a close, i reflect on the many things i've lost including friends and money and memories that have locked themselves away beyond my grasp. but i still have my fucking SOUL and my HEART and i know i can grow something new if i keep feeding those. this year i survived, again.

tired of seeing men depicted

incest is wrogn but its ok when i do it

my hobby lately has been catching fruit flys with my bare hand like spiderman. ive done it like 6 times this week

home grown artisanal a-cups

i wonder how many people have an ai fetish now? like there's definitely a subgroup of people who abruptly discovered that 6 and a half fingered, blurry, grande-esque women do it for them like nothing else

you will either poop, or pee trying

this incest rape porn is giving off suspicious amounts of "fetish content" vibes

Theyr putting me in the latex scuba gear, and yes its for sexual reasons

i killed a lot off people to get where i am today

my blake friend got micheal aggression'd :(

wat did you put in that Ibuprofen dude there's machine elfs repairing my bones

one time i was walking my dog at the park and she peed in the grass and some random bystander went "aren't you gonna pick that up?" accusatorily, and i know they just misunderstood but for a moment i was imagining they wanted me to like, crouch under my dog and cup her piss with my hands

there is ethical consumption under capitalism its called me swallowing you whole and feeling you wriggle around inside

wife in the woods game of the year 2026

same, dude

terrible news: the slippery trashcan platform gap in the fence that i squeeze through to get to the back alley with a 3 foot drop to diagonal ground that i nearly break my ankles on at least twice a week has rotted such that the corner gave out creating a ramp that sent me backwards onto my ass

i was born advanced due to my prowess

you cant be cis and scene, sorry. you can't be male and scene either. i don't make the rules. wait yes i do lol. all grenades manufacturers have to give me free samples, to play with. all burgers must have some kind of hot sauce on them. sky is red now. sorry

Crazy AAAAAA rabbit Vanny

tried to eat a whole raw onion and almost barfed. who could have foreseen this being a bad idea

fanartists fail to consider that, if we ever get a canon dess design, she's gonna look like a total nerd dork like every other toby fox character

my roommate tabbed over to chatgpt in front of me and i winced and averted my gaze as though she'd just opened her porn folder by mistake

who's red and what seedy project is he working on...

i have joker scars on the inside of my mouth from chewing my cheek flesh off for 2 decades straight

walking sim with billboarded 2d characters my beloved

you can come in my room but if you point out the white borders on all my ebay posters i'm killing myself

heavily seasoned Chunks + plain white rice undefeated cobo

Lol i replaced all the doors and windows in your home with PAINTINGS of doors and windows. Haha yah its like roadrunner. why aren't you laughing. how do you get out? Can you at least try to find the humor in it lol. stop crying and think about it. No i'm not putting them back, painting is HARD

crust is thr best part of pizza. please give me your crust PLEASE. if i could sign a contract that would reroute all of humanity's discarded crusts into a tube leading to my home, I WOULD SUCK THAT TUBE EVWRY DAY, THE SOURCE OF MY POWER, LIKE AN UMBILICAL CORD, I WILL TRANSCEND HUMANITY, MY AMBROSIA

back when shit was so bad i was calling hotlines the nice lady on the other end would usually just be like Yikes... Can't really help with that. Have you tried meditating? and i would get so embarrassed about calling that it was actually quite grounding lol

can a splat boy and a squelch girl really make it work in this squash and stretch world

who is the Arthur and why do people keep citing his death in video essays