Brian M

I have gone the entire month of October without watching Halloween III, I have forgotten the reason for the Season of the Witch

Paper Mario posting #WIP

PROTIP: Resident Evil 4 HD "Secure the Ballistics" achievement is worth 50 Gamerscore on Xbox 360 or a Bronze Trophy on PS3

I just found out someone analyzed and posted my own hitboxes and collision-related information online. Personal frame data, advantages in neutral, how I optimize my whiff punishes - these are sacred. Once I recover from hit stun, I will be tagging in my lawyer. Thank you for your time and attention.

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down And he picks up a bus and he throws it back down Oh no, they say he's picked up a bus Go go Godzilla, yeah Oh no, there goes the bus he threw back down Go go Godzilla, yeah

Evil Residence #WIP

Going as the Avenging Spirit Game Boy US Box Art for Halloween

$500 million dollars for one Gears of War game seems like such a waste, you could make like 130 WarioWare games with that kind of money

Sure, people love to talk about HLX but no one talks about HLX-2, where Gordon Freeman utilizes outfits or "dresspheres" to gain advantages in battle and learn new abilities in the Garment Grid

With the closure of Bioware, the new owners of EA have made it loud and clear that your game is getting the axe if there is even a hint of gay romance, so I'll just say it - Madden 2027, you're on thin ice

Bioware deserved better than the slow, painful, you-can-see-it-coming-from-a-mile-away choke out at the hands of EA. The industry ain't gonna make it at this rate.

Gamers, would you pay $1800 to play Madden on a NEW console? No? What if we sweetened the deal a bit and charged you a fee to play online and took away discs and all games & controllers cost $100 now? Still no? What if we put out a new CEO deep dive article every month talking about how great we are

You ever see Clifford the Big Red Dog, it's crazy, dogs don't usually get that big

Finally saw the Resident Evil movie, all it took to make the best reviewed video game movie of all time was to name your main character "Bryan/Brian", honestly I respect it

this cat made fun of my t-shirt #WIP

Somewhere in these United States, in one of the many, many campaign headquarters of the political hopefuls leading up to the midterms, someone has written down "Scrib Doon my name at the Polls" on a whiteboard. And they are watching. Waiting for the right moment to say it, and ruin everything.

My local theater is not showing "You Can See Everything", which is a loss for them artistically speaking but also I would've bought a ticket and 2 Limited Edition Guile Hair Popcorn Buckets because one Limited Edition Guile Hair Popcorn Bucket would not be enough

VIDEO GAME INVESTIGATION: Ocarina of Time Remake is not 1:1, I think it's 16:9 but I gotta check the footage again just to be sure

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Lilith

Ebenezer Scrooge only needed 3 ghosts and an evening to see the error of his ways and change, Tim Sweeney would need every poltergeist in the tri-state area and a 3 month window to even make a dent

Lilith #WIP

This is a BRIDGE COG.

For an additional $5000, you can upgrade your family's Disney World trip to "The Biddy Blas Experience" and make memories that will last a lifetime

Open the door Get on the floor It's been 3 hours Still on the floor

Hexin' #WIP

"Dammit Sonic! We need to beat Dr. Eggman, he's killing the planet!" -Barret Wallace, pulling up in The Barretmobile, featuring a comically-large Barrett Wallace face on front

Sure, you hate Sebulba. Everybody hates Sebulba. But will you still feel that way when he's on stage during The Game Awards, making a heartfelt speech while presenting The Best Mobile Game Award? We shall see.

I would've never thought to cast Charlie Cox as Charmy Bee, he could really bring some much-needed pathos to the role

Squigly #WIP

ARTISTS: If you do not draw at least one Rouge the Bat in the month of October, the Halloween Police will arrive at your door #WIP

Vhatever happened to my Transylvania Tweest

mario (scary)

We have reached sweater weather #WIP

Is the website dying: ☐ Yes ☑ Definitely Yes