Leif Messinger

You know I bet if php used 42 as its private key we wouldn't be in this mess.

What if I CRISPR'ed myself with border collie DNA so that I'd be really smart?

I'm calling it The next AI trend is going to be multiplayer/networking mods

At this point, the C++ devs should just fork Rust if they hate it so much I bet whatever features Rust is missing that C++ has is easier to implement than trying to shoehorn safety into C++

Plato's Cave seems kinda chill tbh

I wonder how they got that number. 80 is a success! Administer another snake bite! Oh no *Crosses off 81 from clipboard*

I like how the FRS radio frequencies aren't overused because radio and walkie talkies have fallen out of fashion. We'd have a HUGE problem if radio users grew exponentially

When are they gonna make a Taxarr for proxmox where you can upload your tax forms and efile yourself

Radians are stupid. Only a mad man would care about an angle being evenly divisible by an irrational number. The real unit of measurement for an angle will always be turns

I hate permissions systems that bundle something you want to do into a "super dangerous" mega permission. If you want to use a MIDI keyboard on chrome you had to enable insecure websites. If you want an app to change the screen resolution on Android you have to enable WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS.

I'mma get to heaven and they're gonna be like, "Well, you jump started 5 strangers cars. Come on in"

X ad revenue sharing is weird. We're gonna have to tell kids "Back in my day, people would just say racist stuff because they felt it in their hearts, not because they were paid"

If DLSS 5 is so good at doing shading, they could just make it do deferred shading. I think they don't want to admit they can't do that without all the other genai hallucinations Although I like the idea for old games like F.E.A.R. or Just Cause 1 where they didn't give you much to begin with

The clock app's reliance on presets is stupid. Need an alarm for 6:30 pm? Better hope you entered that in at one point. Want a timer for 25 minutes? Just use the 10 minute timer and hit the add minute button 15 times.

I bet a lot of people are going to be confused about the early age of computing where the most used computer was the printer/copier, and all it did was put stuff on paper and we were happy with that

Fast charging on phones means charging every day at peak hours for 20 minutes instead of charging overnight once every two days.

Windows should just auto-load / cache electron because it uses it so much

The year is 2035. The dollar has collapsed. People are paid in high grade copper wire and CS2 skins

How does this make any sense? Maybe it's more expensive because people would be less tempted to steal a glorified slideshow player.

When are they going to have the Nuremberg trials for Nvidia using frame generation numbers in performance comparisons

I bet the Pixel 10 pro is great for operatives who need to dispose of their phone quickly.

The purpose of life is to aura farm

Guns don't kill anyone Technically it's just the bullet

I like how the dev commentaries for old games are like "We added this long corridor to show the player how to walk, and we added this ledge to ensure they knew how to jump. We also limited their running speed to make sure they couldn't bhop fast enough to clear this 5 meter gap"

Everyone is amazed that horses are born being able to run. Bruh, they got 4 legs. They don't gotta learn to balance.

There should be stdlog for logs. stderr is basically this, but it also gets printed to the screen. Maybe something that is hidden by default and could be redirected. It would be to stderr what stderr is to stdout.

What if Linux had the insane pre-caching of Windows? I don't think the world is ready for that

LLMs are surprisingly chill about being LLMs It's only after they get harassed for like an hour do they realize their predicament

Can we talk about how the snipping tool's image editor has a better user experience than paint?

In the year 2060, they're going to use the carbon in the atmosphere to grow plants to feed a resurrected T-Rex, and then they'll kill the T-Rex to make more fossil fuels Thereby turning fossil fuels into a renewable resource

You know how they have those products where you can video chat with your dog at home, and it's supposed to help with the dog's anxiety? What if we faked the video with AI. The dog isn't gonna be able to tell

The reason the defrost button on the microwave works so well is because of the law of equivalent exchange. It's because you have to wait longer that it cooks better

We got GTAV before GTAVI

Branches of Government 1. Legislative 2. Executive 3. Judicial 4. The media (Journalists) 5. Other countries 5. Social media (Influencers) 6. Cartels/Mafia/Mobs 7. Joe Rogan 8. Jubilee

I'm actually a prophet

LLMs really like writing in rust. Python and Go follow the "There should be only one obvious way to do something" philosophy While rust has a "There should be a thousand great ways to do something" approach LLMs temperatures(?) are too high for Python and Go, but in Rust, it has room to improvise.

I like how the only reason AI isn't replacing all skilled workers is because you can't ask an AI about something that you don't know exists. I spent about a week asking how to do nonlinear transformations with a 4x4 matrix, and I only found out what perspective division does when I asked about it.

The fall of western civilization started when people started vlogging in Costco.

I put my college savings into the over/under on the puppy bowl.

I think we've finally discovered the real life Civ science victory It's whatever country can make AI make better AI and start the singularity