Leo leventhot

Leo leventhot

@leoleventhal.bsky.social

A pornographic and difficult woman

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Funniest thing about knowing the funniest smartest most charming ppl in the world is that after any function where where they all mingle and fall in love w one another they each approach me in turn to say “sorry I flubbed meeting your beautiful incredible friends, i sucked shit I dropped the ball”

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Happy birthday to The Devil Sent To Torment Me Across Lifetimes, And Also My Dear Best Friend And Creative Partner, Leo Leventhal 🖤 take a very specifically organized notebook on the bus today in her honor

Don’t care didn’t ask plus when I caught a peek at your balls I noticed some abnormal topography that denoted to me all the sin you’ve committed in prior lifetimes which youre bound to reenact in this one

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30 SLEIGHTS FOR THE MODERN TRANSSEXUAL is available now from Gunkhole Press

Sam Bodrojan@helmetgirl.bsky.social

this week: some sentimental thoughts on the beauty of a local film festival, followed by 4k words of movie reviews! featuring both the best AND worst film I’ve seen in years cchelmetgirl.substack.com/p/i-love-the...

Hahaha it’s nuts how smart and cool my boy is like it’s fucked up what a good interview

lou@wanlittlehusk.bsky.social

Talked to Galley Brag about my medieval apprenticeship, my brilliant friends, trying to do everything in the entire world, etc :) galleybrag.substack.com/p/galley-bra...

So I’m choppin it up at the spot, it’s the freekend weekend you know how it is, and this guy rocks up- you know the type- says “Jean Claude van damme?” And I say “you know Jean Claude van damme well that is not who I am!!!” Had the fellas bustin up. No bull shit !

Anyways yeah that guy went flat later that day. Doctors say it’s the damndest thing just went flat like a flapjack no tellin why. It’s funny cause after I made that awesome joke he said “sorry gang I’m just feelin funny, kinda flat, y’know?” And I said I did but I didn’t. I do now though

yeah me and him- richmond was his name- me and him we used to practice kissing in like, what , seventh grade ? no feelings or anything just so when girls wanteed to kiss us we wouldn't flub it, do something stupid. so yeah we'd kiss and then tell each other what felt good after. flat now, richmond

me to my wife as she leaves : would you stay if i popped this pussy like this ? and if i popped it like this ? in this way ? this is how i popped my pussy that first night way back when you were in that little apartment in red hook. will you stay if this pussy reminds you of simpler times ?

forgot the most important one

Leo leventhot@leoleventhal.bsky.social

Today is my one year anniversary as a Chicago Transit Authority Bus Operator. To mark the occasion I have created a TAXONOMY OF CARS AND THEIR DRIVERS from the perspective of the bus. There is no such thing as a good driver, and In a perfect world the road would be bus, bike, and pedestrian alone.

Today is my one year anniversary as a Chicago Transit Authority Bus Operator. To mark the occasion I have created a TAXONOMY OF CARS AND THEIR DRIVERS from the perspective of the bus. There is no such thing as a good driver, and In a perfect world the road would be bus, bike, and pedestrian alone.

The gambler’s fallacy is when you find a rich new vein on eBay and put in a ton of lowballs at once, expecting most of them to be declined, and you end up spending way more money then you intended when they all get accepted

Today is my one year anniversary as a Chicago Transit Authority Bus Operator. To mark the occasion I have created a TAXONOMY OF CARS AND THEIR DRIVERS from the perspective of the bus. There is no such thing as a good driver, and In a perfect world the road would be bus, bike, and pedestrian alone.

Wrote most of this on the train to get dinner w Madi and Ira and typed it up and finished it today in my four hour swing between halves and you can really tell where ‘desperate need to nap before my second half’ starts winning against ‘will to see this joke through’

Two grails at thrift 40% off day: Vintage singer in the exact model I’ve been coveting, full working order, steal of a deal 90s Pearl izumi x celestial seasonings cycling jersey An Apple day miracle

today while on a long walk w ira they needed to use the bathroom and i got to use my bus driver privileges to get them access to the secret CTA bathroom in every train station and i've never felt more like a Chicago Don

Got off exactly on time :) you did it my little gay wads :’) you did it

Leo leventhot@leoleventhal.bsky.social

Need every single little gay wad in my phone to pray the Sox game goes on for at least one more hour so my bus doesn’t get stuck in post game traffic on my literal last trip of the night

Need every single little gay wad in my phone to pray the Sox game goes on for at least one more hour so my bus doesn’t get stuck in post game traffic on my literal last trip of the night

We’ve never been closer to thE dream. I won’t lie, there’s some tough putts left, it won’t be easy, but when has it been easy for People Like Us? Never. has that stopped Us before ? No. No we continue (chanting starting from the back of the auditorium) nine of nine. Nine oF NINE NNE OF NINE

ira@lashonhara.bsky.social

leomania book 6/9 sometimes it is like ok fine I do have diaspora feelings. FINE!!!