lessersnails

fair warning to new followers im a mostly silly boy but i’m very sad most of the time & that might show in some of my posts so i apologize in advance by the way i wrote a book about ladybugs in the mafia, you can read it for free here if you want aromatherapy.neocities.org

Wtf internet open for redemption? Unheard of

for a month (thanks to finals) this will be my last post so i’m gonna advertise my book… AROMATHERAPY or: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE FOREST read my book aromatherapy.neocities.org watch the trailer for it youtu.be/QfK2QoDnKAk peace

:I

snail hell

on behalf of the only person here at lessersnails wordsmithery LLC, i just wanted to say thank you to all queer people for your continuous striving for the promotion of general empathy and nuance in understanding things y’all are really the only ones on social media with brains anymore i love you

you can’t make this shit up but you’re welcome to try

BITCH I SHOP AT OLIVE GARDEN

"did the journal faculty explode" Did your capacity for empathy never develop when you were growing up

shut the fuck your attitude

i’ll try to let that be the last of the vents for the weekend im getting back to work

im not watching You Can See Everything. beating off to the downfalls of “shitty people” does not make you any better than them. people are human. good people are human. evil people are human. dead people are still human. stop spending all your drunken nights in the colosseum and be a fucking grownup

the guy from baldi’s basics was right when he said “get out while you still can”

sometimes i hope charlie kirk is okay

one of my favorite things i’ve learned from the nicest people on social media is that no one is entitled to empathy and you can lose all of your friends at any moment. you can’t find anything more comforting than that

i feel bad for having so many posts sometimes

the nose drake smell phone meme is probably my favorite thing to have ever come out of 21st century comedy

If you wanted me to have '''''rational''''' politics then maybe you shouldn't have made me live a life that stripped me of my sanity

am i good enough

my letterboxd top 4 is apocalypse now 2001 a space odyssey godfather II (very close to switching this out for once upon a time in america by sergio leone) raging bull (very close to switching this out for a separation by asghar farhadi)

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #CreditCardNumber 👀

no

idc how weird this may sound: the opinions of those who are disabled/less-abled weigh far more to me than anyone else’s. their lives matter more to me & they deserve more than the world

why the hell do you people even follow me

if i stopped posting nothing in anyone’s life would change

talking specifically to the funny one-sentence post community here on bluesky if you see this post & you know me do i scare you guys do i reply too often i don’t know & i don’t want to be too much sorry

sotwifl 59 i wouldn’t have shouldn’t have won’t ever care for me

covered in frogs, covered in frogs

learning how to shut up by not talking to people ever and wanting to die afterwards

me cheering up my friend who is going to die in 2 days: well, look at it this way. everyone is getting the death sentence whether they like it or not, they just don’t know when. consider yourself lucky

bad news it was actually pronounced blooskie the entire time

take a walk on the tired side

i hate cum like. conceptually speaking. cum as a concept. what the fuck dude. who thinks of this stuff

dear friends who are nice to me and do not hate me or want me to die i love you thank you for being around

who up kissing bitches nevermind i don’t want to know

sotwifl 58 CAN’T KILL ME YET I CRACKED A SMILE

i dont think i wanna be an individual anymore 🤔

fun fact: there are no people

The Supreme Court of Marijuana

you know what they say, everyone's got an asshole, or something

paintings are music to my eyes

some get it all, some don’t. i hate being reminded

i miss Brian Wilson so much