fka pdxlex

The Pitt is a show about how cops don’t save lives

you will not believe this but the guy that hits Dana in The Pitt punches Travis from Clueless in an episode of House MD

I deeply believe the issue with todays young men is that they grew up on joe rog*n instead of Green Day and The Offspring

when Lady Gaga says “Gaga” on the album

I’m fine with the Anora sweep but Yuri should have been included

Dune 2 ruled tbh

The Brutalist should have been nominated for sound

Every clip of Emilia Perez looks like silencio from mulholland drive to me

CONCLAVE HIVE WE EATIN!!!!

September 5 was so good

whenever they show Ralph Fiennes I lean to my wife and say “that’s Conclave”

guy pierce im sorry man you were unreal

wearing my LAFD sweatshirt and sobbing to the Oscars cold open of LA

unfortunately ACAB includes Mr Milchick

#severance omg

just found a hundred bucks on the ground!

petition for straight people to stop calling each other their ‘partner in crime’

watching turturro and tillman go head to head at the Emmy’s later this year I fear it will be too much for me

I’ve watched one (1) football game this year, it’s my understanding the chiefs are the worst team in the league ?

omg the grink is there

Thriller (Janelle’s version) is actually something I need

can’t believe it’s already January 51st

I first and foremost have always identified as a citizen of California

obsessed with outie Burt’s hot husband

I wish my Instagram inbox could be full

the outies watching the innies is just absolute perfection #severance

it’s important to remember that not only is the bear not funny, it’s also not good

at an Italian restaurant toasting to Luigi

my favorite part of wicked was that everyone had their real teeth

tonight my teenager ordered a Dr Pepper with boba at din tai fung and the server was genuinely impressed

sitting in my kitchen eating an Oreo McFlurry pricing out $7,000 in new appliances to beat the tariffs is the most millennial thing I’ve ever done

why doesn’t my algorithm know I’ve been a vegetarian my whole life yet

me two days ago: I have no opinions on who killed jonbenet Ramsey me after reading @theashleyray.bsky.social’s substack: the brother unquestionably did it and the parents covered it up I will fight for my beliefs

not nearly enough hating on drake on this app!!!

just saw CONCLAVE. favorite part is how they queen out asking each other what their stage name would be if they were pope

tonight I went to a fuck ass target

they’re called Waymo because there are way mo cars on the road

popular with friends

yes I’ll probably see wicked but for reasons that are more mature and nuanced than the rest of you (Bowen yang)

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an ideas guy

“I’m fine,” she lied

I see myself as someone who doesn’t fall victim to marketing, but the amount of money I am willing to spend on bottled alkaline water would suggest otherwise

one of the cuntiest things you can do is bet one dollar on the price is right

I think if you’re going to be rich the least you can do is have an amazing Christmas light display

just landed at JFK I’m here to support Sophie Turner in any way I can

are there any good joe jonas jokes over here

*walking into the kitchen* these dishes, they’re trying to murder me