Evil Lex

There will always be a woman from Detroit explaining shit very plainly.

I have a working theory about people who eat Filet-o-fish sandwiches and I haven’t been proven wrong yet. 😂😭

Now yall wanna start playing with 60 seconds left omg dpmo 🥹

WHERE IS THE MF DEFENSE DREAM OMG

My bestie added me to her Apple Care account so I could get my laptop fixed 🥹 I love her bad

You can hear the conversations outside of the car and I don’t like that

Anyways I’m still in the mf house

Yall bouta make me go get a hot pickle from the station

I went to a masterclass for screenwriters 🎬

I’d shoot myself. Now we both crying.

Experiencing this and still coming up off that man >>>>>>>>>>

In hindsight, not drinking in college was a great decision lmfao

Like 2 years.

My auntie: “Why did you turn your navigation system off? ….. my location, ma’am?

And see I thought you were talking actual honey flavors and I got excited to share my love for thyme honey but alas… This is filth!

It SHOLE WAS OMG

What was Timmy’s Dad’s beef with Dinkleberg??? Lmfao

Mercury retrograde

I’ve always wanted to be a foster parent bc of my experience in the system but I think I might actually be ready next year.

Screened the season premiere of P-Valley today…. Bruh

Honestly I might as well stop trying to screen write. AI gone take over anyways.

I haven’t had an asthma attack in a while. That’s suspicious.

Said you wanna be a playa But ya wheels ain’t fly You gotta hit us up To get a pimped out ride

Hit the strip and my bills paid, keep a nigga bills paiiiid

And wasn’t nobody doing crème brûlée themed shit until I named my dog Crème Brûlée 🤷🏽‍♀️

They shut down Fairburn and 285 at the same time for construction. This shit is crazy 😭

Big big big Michael Micheal

I’ve been calling the WNBA the NBA and the NBA the MNBA 🙂

The only man who still makes me feel things

Hazel, too. See: Beyoncé