Liam Lanigan

Melody has three legs, and jumping etc puts a lot of pressure on her spine, so yesterday she got muscle relaxers that made it hard for her to get up the stairs. I slept on the couch so when she woke up in the night she wouldn't get frightened. Anyway I just woke up...

In the social security office and the picture of the president is his mugshot

Solidarity to everyone on strike at home! You can't be bet if you stick together.

Actually it's pretty easy to write "don't join the fucking CIA".

Blocking anyone who says "we don't deserve dogs" from now on. Maybe you don't. I deserve two. At least.

This fuckin guy.

That dude's hand has a great ass

Don't fuckin only remember the middle of the fuckin dream.

I love when someone misuses the term "dunning-kruger effect"

It's funny hearing centrists accuse the left of being soft on misogyny right after they tried to force Andrew cuomo down everyone's neck against mamdani. (FTR I always got a shitty Fetterman vibe from Platner and he sucks shit)

"The president wrote that unless he was free to decide the center’s trajectory, he had “no interest in continuing what could only be a hopeless journey.”" Sadly he just meant the journey of fucking up the Kennedy center. But for an exciting second I thought he meant...yknow

Romeo and Juliet is, obviously, a love story, could all the loser nerds sending around that stupid condescending meme shut the fuck up and stop trying to be cool?

That's a really good way of putting it.

Have the Democrats figured out the all important issue of whether it's ok to listen to Hasan yet? Maybe if they do they can find some time to actually oppose the war in Iran? You know, once they have the important stuff covered.

I really wish she'd stop telling people she is an English major. It's not helping.

This fuckin guy...

Yeah because America has never lied about events in previous wars. George W would never.

theonion.com/deadwood-now... The Onion going hard and personal after me with this one.

Matt wrote the definitive account of the making of Deadwood, The Deadwood Bible, which also has some of the best critical appraisals of the show too. And his reviews have been required reading for me for years. Unbelievable that he would be laid off but hopefully he lands on his feet. By his books!

I knew a sequel to My Dinner With Andre was a bad idea

Not great that my university is actively pushing this goddamn thing on our students and pretending it's just a "tool" to fix grammar.

I'm the respondent for this talk in Notre Dame on Thursday, if you happen to be in the neighborhood. Aran is a brilliant guy and he has a hell of a book coming out on this subject. irishstudies.nd.edu/events/2026/...

You sound worried.

Democrats really are just Charlie Brown taking yet another run at the football. No thanks to the Democratic leadership themselves, you have these feral animals by the balls, you don't call a timeout now to give them the chance to regroup, you keep going. I mean, Tom Homan, Jesus Christ.

Arnie Pye with "Arnie the Sky" instead of "Pye in the sky" is one of my favourite underrated Simpsons lines @criminalsimpsons.com

I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official.

Whatever lurks ahead of grievous abominations and disorder, you and me walk into it together, like always

The New York Times is less significant than you think.

Cuomo was always a real shitbag so it's good to see him just completely give in to it in the dying moments of his public life

Whole of Ireland goes ”what do you mean a relative like that isn’t his aunt, of course it’s his aunt”

variety.com/2025/tv/news... This fucking sucks. Fuck Bill Burr.

Course as a base of operations you can't beat a fucking saloon

@cynchy.bsky.social CYNCHY!!!!

But I was told young men are all fascists and the only way to appeal to them is by going to the right and also inventing a center Joe Rogan in an expensive lab. I wonder what kind of lesson there is for the Democrats in all this?

It's finally in my hands!

Kai's essay on Satin Island and enactive cognition in this collection is very innovative and helpful for thinking about how we read urban space through literature

"Sir, maybe our ambushes would work better without the bagpipes?" *Commander shoots him dead* Commander: "any other brilliant suggestions?"

Apparently not even an endorsement from George Santos is enough to convince New York to vote for a sex pest smgdh