jesse yellowman

@start.gg is this a tenna deltarune reference

wisdom teeth are out I am in so much pain fuuuuuuck

was thinking about how im never able to doomscroll on bsky but I remembered that's the point lmfao

TO'd so hard the top of my foot ripped off

do people that sell CRTs on FB marketplace for like $200 really expect that shit to sell

new setup is really cool and i dont have to feel the pain of mashing fast! somehow got it w/ butt slide lmao

FIRST EVER 1:17 LBLJ AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE THIS IS LIKE PERFECT ?!!?!?!? like i cant even explain how crazy this is bruh

14:33 PACE INTO BOWSER THROWS

first ever sub 1 on megaminx, best $70 I've ever spent

i can't wait to have working adult money to engineer my childhood dream model train set

first ever sub 6 yippee

I wonder if someday came suddenly by attack attack (metalcore, would be labeled satanic by my nearest Baptist Church) is part of the Spotify stat

for too long I thought it was very punk rock of me to not get my lisence

i still cant believe "what would gerson deltarune think" was the reason for me not giving up in bracket at least like twice

so like is your 20s just relying on coffee or am i being overworked

PB single and average by 30 sec lmao (I have never practiced until now)

got my first 3x3 sub 10 average of 1000 now just gotta get a sub 10 average of 5 in competition and I'll allow myself to say "yeah I'm sub 10"

the pre-undertale gerson/toriel lore drop at the end of the 10th anniversary stream was fucking insane so many implications

everywhere I go I face the toughest of battles

new fire emblem seemed way better than the last one but then I remembered how low the bar is

craziest thing about unretiring from speedcubing after 5.5 years is that i didnt even realize the 1:12 on 5x5 was my overall pb LMAO

A1C dropped to 5.8 meaning I'm not type 2 diabetic in my 20s!

swag

passed my learner's test wooooo catch me pulling up to the local with a CRT roped to my moped

so like has anyone done pless or any cool sm64 thing as a party trick

nowhere near player 456 🥀🥀🥀🥀

made $110 at the Speedcubing comp today not because I'm fast or anything I just sold half my collection tho I did podium in skewb (bottom 3 event)

maxout no. 8 will start rolling after das 1.1 and level 19 maxout

melee player ending friendlies: "ggs league 5 stack needs me" 64 player ending friendlies: "ggs my daughter wants a bedtime story"

9/11

tokyo haul struck gold on the red on clear OEM, 1800¥ and the stick is tight 😍😍😍

somehow the painkillers for my wisdom tooth extraction completely eliminated the pain for my plantar fasciitis

got it removed painpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpainpain

I can't believe my first time hearing blue monday by new order was through this video a few years back

deltarune chapter 4................ holy fuck

well I was planning on beating deltarune chapter 3 and 4 in a single sitting but the chapter 3 secret boss took me 4 hours... thank you toby for making the theme a banger or else i wouldve had to be placed in psychiatric care

anyone else got this error #DELTARUNE

wisdom tooth starting to emerge right before I leave the country YEP

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