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Fack Tramp.

Yep.

Superman 2025 those really were Boom Tubes to Apokolips right?

Your United States government is ending PEPFAR and making it harder to get vaccines and in general causing much more illness across the globe because the current administration believes that illness is NOT caused by germs and viruses and such but rather by poor lifestyle choices or the Wrath of God.

Wow Trump cannot even muster the strength to wear a tie.

ICE is murdering Americans.

Just searching the word podium on Google Images.

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I have some gripes about the Superman movie like where did the zipties go but maybe a second watch I will catch what I missed.

Cook Out opened in town yesterday and damn right I got a Cheerwine Float.

Youth Pastor Hey kids you know who ALSO landed on Earth to save us but was despised by the public and arrested on arbitrary charges and was locked away from this world for a few days to rescue his pet dog with the help of a shapeshifting father who loves his son no wait this analogy got away from me

Superman movie blah blah woke politics blah blah online discourse manipulation blah blah billionaires destroying environment blah blah no just give me more Nathan Fillion Guy Gardner destroying fascists with rapidfire giant green obscene gestures.

If I had a nickel for every time that some film had an egomaniacal techbro character not written as a version of Elon Musk but he starts acting like that character before the movie comes out...

Guys GUYS I found the DEI at @harvard.edu

Age verification sure my first D&D character had a BBLG stat.

Whenever right wing terminally online parrots lament Austin Fire Chief should be fired from his DEI job for not sending help even though he did send help please PLEASE play the angry footage of Noem pushing back against her Instagram portrait polls saying local officials got everything they needed.

However regarding the mantra of Truth Justice and the American Way Superman is an optimistic alien from flyover country who works in legacy media while Lex Luthor is a billionaire who sells weapons and profits off manipulating the federal bureaucracy and controls online chatter so HE is America IMHO

Saw Superman yesterday afternoon and it feels like comic book movies have returned to the 80s when the filmmakers did not care if the audience knew the lore and just told the story that they wanted to because at one point Supes uses SuperBreath to save himself from no its too silly I wont spoil it.

Does Kalshi have odds yet that the first Texas public official to be fired for the poor response to the flooding will be a fire chief in Austin over 100 miles from the flooding?

Your Human God definitely Intelligently Designed everything on this backwater planet including the really Intelligent decision to make laughter sound similar to crying because confusing those two sounds will never cause any anxiety to humans also why Intelligently Design humans to have Anxiety?

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Still mad at myself for leaving Twitter after Elon bought it because I could not make a huge flourish of leaving back when he sued Lego.

Dade Collier Concentration Camp but at some point it will go from DCCC to DCDC

This morning I splurged and got a double shot of despresso.

Most college students only remember three presidents total.

It is just me or are the local authorities sounding defensive I mean like Robb Elementary levels of defensive regarding their response to the deadly flooding?

Gonna mask in public but wearing an ICE t-shirt so its legal.

Not gonna lie as a young comics reader I was bored with the traditional Justice League and the revamped JL with younger offbeat heroes was thrilling to me and the JLi hit right as I could appreciate the jokes and played out cliches so I am EAGERLY awaiting Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner.

Believing in God because everybody around you does requires no faith.

Some of those that work forces

By the way Thomas Chatterton Williams would have voted for Obama for third term if he could.

Landlords on LinkedIn are trying to game out the best way to change all their properties to rent-free but force tenants to tip them monthly and avoid paying taxes.

I love how Musk is such an innovative big brain business genius that he released a third American political party AND MechaHitler the same week.

Maybe the huge new ICE army can deport cancerous tumors and then we will all be healthy.

Ted Cruz is a fan of the StayAwayFromMyConstituentsCation.

Ine been one poor correspondent Ive been too too hard to find

When your government kept America safe from the Japanese menace in the 1940s by imprisoning them that loss of so many farm workers crippled food production in California and suddenly Victory Gardens sold as patriotic strategy were really designed to stave off the consequences of unthinking bigotry.

Your Secretary of Warfighting is a buffoon.

My zero repost strategy is reaping mad dividends.

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Truth Social more like Trump Soliloquy

Trump: Go ahead and release everything from the Epstein files except those portions that mention me! Bondi:

Other than Star Trek Smothers Brothers and The Prisoner does an y body know of what other TV shows that received American governmental interference in the Vietnam era?