Cancel & Gretel

There are few things that I hate more than the NYTimes videos starting with their reporters taking a seat in frame.

actions like this should warrant an extreme punishment.

So Rogan is endorsing Talarico, right? Right?

@danpfeiffer.bsky.social what are your thoughts on Spanberger and the state legislature ignoring the ruling and passing the map?

really feel like conspiracy theorists are missing the harvest

A thing I love is the unhinged quotes from Trumps staff buried in otherwise mundane political articles: Responding to Mr. Trump’s reversal on energy policy, Karoline Leavitt said, “Trump will always invest in energy, and Democrats wear the skins of babies to achieve satanic everlasting life.”

Ice tear gassed my neighborhood just now. It’s wild to me that these people are acting as if we are going to some day forget or forgive this.

Can something cool happen?

Scam calls for me have gone up 500x for me since the top of the year wtf is going on.

The framing in this headline is insane. The article goes on to explain that the Republicans blocked a federal worker pay bill that would pay essential government workers and SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND OTHER GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES who have been furloughed. Why is the headline about the Dems?

Mamdani: *something chill and smart* Cuomo: *something lame and rote* Sliwa: I took five 9 mils to the chest and one time I saw Pataki beat the piss out of little Andy’s dad at an underground pit fight in the Bowery.

Sorry but it’s hilarious that Andy Ngo is having a low key meltdown on Twitter because the shooter isn’t Antifa but some mega online nihilist. He has to resort to blaming others for being misleading. Andy Ngo! Blaming others for acting in bad faith! lol

Are people getting a lot more spam calls? I have gotten significantly more since the top of the year and my instinct is to blame the Trump administration.

Is this good?

With The Odyssey coming out next year I’m getting ahead of the curve now: Minions/Odyssey- The Miniodyssey Moana/Odyssey- The Modyssey Paw Patrol/Odyssey- The Paw Patrodyssey Spider Man/ Odyssey- Ithacrobat

The rise? THE RISE?

*something goes right* Republicans: Thank you Daddy Trump, only you could have done this. Credit to you and you alone. *Same thing goes wrong* Republicans: No idea how this happened.

So are we just done talking about the fascist who killed a democratic politician in her home? Cause that was like two weeks ago.

The Phoenician Scheme makes The Life Aquatic look like a Thomas Vinterberg movie

Just want to get out ahead of this and say the media does not need to broadcast, or even really report on, Trumps birthday parade.

But the boys at Normandy were killing all your friends, Stephen.

“It only counts if libs do it” I repeat to myself, allowing the phrase to be subtly absorbed into the psyche and cultivate a composed, untroubled acceptance.

JK Rowling will never, ever know even a shred of true happiness and I think that’s really neat.

degrasse tyson: you wanna know something interesting? me: you know what neil im good.

Wtf even is this headline

Fixed it.

I’ve never seen a political party so wantonly express the unbridled hatred they have for their own voters than the current iteration of the GOP. This might as well read “Get Bent.”

I’m losing nearly everything AND the next Little Mermaid is gonna be white?? *dabs until my arm caves in my skull*

motherfucker he needs a rift between his head and that hat

It’s so funny how Hegeseth ends all his tweets like “in the meantime… I’m en route to SKLOCOM to run some PF, ROWM, and OODERDAP drills with our brave Warfighters! Afterwards assessing readiness of our QWAFLEPLUM with the brave heads of BIRLP so pound sand, libs.”

can’t wait to get to do the pandemic over def could have spent the last one reading and exercising more so happy to get another shot at it.

78 year old man who has been elected president of United States twice needs you to know that’s he’s not unpopular you’re unpopular because he’s rubber and you’re glue and

sure why not www.nytimes.com/2024/12/19/u...

Does George W. Bush have any thoughts on the daughter of his two-term Vice President being targeted and harassed by the current GOP-some of whom served during his administration? Seems like we should know his stance on this.

Mangione, going hard on leg day, this dude blasting in his Raycons.

Sort of adjacent to the main story, but what is the point of all that police funding if the full might of the NYPD can’t catch someone who committed a high profile murder, during the day, in one of the busiest places on earth?

Love that South Korea had a crises of democracy and wrapped that shit up in like under two hours.