Liberal Rocks

Liberal Rocks was designed for a regime like Trumps. When protesting becomes more dangerous & people are afraid of speaking out, we need to spread our messages while remaining anonymous. That's what I exist to do. Go to www.liberalrocks.com, choose you messages, and start protesting on the DL!

Trying to predict what's going to be important to our culture after the midterms. I'm thinking the themes of accountability and be a decent person slogans are going to be popular. Tis the season to try to phrases and weed through the old!

I'm starting to work on more fun stuff just to change things up a little and keep myself artistically satisfied. Turkey rocks have "Thank you" on the back & subcription boxes will get one this month. Also trying out new styles of ornaments for the holiday season.

Just received my text from my county elections office that they've received my ballot! I should receive confirmation within a few hours that the signature has been verified and it will be counted, or I'll be informed that there's an issue and I need to do something to cure it. Have you voted yet?

No kings in our government or our corporations liberalrocks.substack.com/p/no-kings-i...

Who else lost their wager on whether or not the turtle was alive?

@mrjoncryer.bsky.social , I couldn't help but think of you and smile while packing up a special order today. I know, I'm sorry, I'll show myself out. If you want to kick me out of your circle of parasocial best buds, I'll totally understand.

By leveraging monetization over on the book of faces, rockers turned chatting into $19k of medical debt forgiveness in July. If you're not following me there, please do. Every engagement adds a penny to the pot for donation! I do love to put Zucks bucks to good use. www.facebook.com/LiberalRocks/

@jbf1755.bsky.social @hcrichardson.bsky.social In response to the What the Heck call to action - rockers are gravitating towards "Dump Donalds Deplorables" And Joanne - may I use "Be Strong of Good Courage"?

I don't want any news outlet reporting what he "says". Either he "spread the lie that" or the far less likely "provided correct information about ..." Not "says". We know you do that to avoid libel. Either he lies or he provides true information. Tell us which when reporting his words!

Irony of the ages - the only people worthy of elected office are the people who don't want it.

Why do they voluntarily rid themselves of individuality? It's bizarre! They have literally erased their faces and identities with white gaiters. These sheep can't even choose their own outfits and they want to tell all of us what to do?? Ok boys, enjoy your "freedom" I guess.

@mayor.nyc.gov is getting a lot of heat (get it? heat? ) for asking you to reduce your AC usage. I work in Demand Response so I wrote up a quick little explanation of what it is, how it works, and why participating benefits you and everyone around you. open.substack.com/pub/liberalr...

Keep going

Anne Henly is America #WeAreAmerica250

I've done rocks, but I now declare that all trees everywhere should have ornaments in them year round. Political messaging via tree ornament is now a thing! This one is my favorite from my new line. liberalrocks.com/products/Lad...

If you want to make special cookies to hand out at the next No Kings event on June 14th, I have rollers and cookie stamps that should fit the bill! liberalrocks.com/products/Coo...

Honest question - do we tax payers even have any money left? So much has gone to grifts and grabs, the treasury has got to be empty at this point. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

Yesterday I crossed over 90k rocks sent out into the world to deliver liberal messages. I've set a goal of hitting 100k by midterms. Would love your help in getting there! www.liberalrocks.com PS - I mean come on, how cute are these new piggy rocks!

Dear future congress, Use my tax money to erase his narcissism from our landscape. Tear down the ballroom, rip up the patio, replace the floors. No repurposing, no "it's already here so we may as well find a use for it", no "there are better uses for taxpayer money". Get rid of it ALL!

Now that I've launched cookie dough (or clay) stamping rollers, I now literally Rock and Roll. I'll show myself out. liberalrocks.com/products/Coo...

If you have concerns about the SAVE act, I'll be hosting an office hour tomorrow to help you out. We'll look at whether Real ID will be enough to vote (probably not), how to apply for / renew you passport, and then any questions you might have. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

I'll be hosting an office hour on Monday at noon west coast time to answer questions about the process of getting your passport. Come chat with me and get your questions answered! If that's not a good time for you, send me your question and I'll get you an answer. us04web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

Ladies - to keep your vote, get your passport open.substack.com/pub/liberalr...

One thing I'll always be proud of - Every single time I heard the song lyric "we were trying different things and smoking funny things" I would bitch about how only a dumbfuck would rhyme "things" with "things". I was bitching about that damn song lyric long before I ever knew who Kid Rock was.

If anyone is hearing about whistles and wondering how to get connected with those efforts, let me know. Whether you can make whistles, distribute them, or donate to the cost of filament for the producers, I'll connect you to how you can help.

Well, ICE is in my completely nondescript suburban neighborhood. 2 abductions within walking distance in the last week. If anything happens to me, I want Tina Yothers to play me in the movie. I was mistaken for her all the time as a kid. Would sure like to see that come full circle.

I need contact information for people distributing whistles outside of Western Washington. I accidentally amassed an army of 3d printers that have already started producing and need to organize getting them in the hands of distributors!

@liberalrocks.bsky.social Can we keep this going? We all need heroes right now.

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The commentary coming from the administration when new files are dropped is giving off real "Bill Barr summarizes the Mueller Report" energy.

I downloaded a copy of the segment they don't want you to see and uploaded it here. drive.google.com/file/d/1GbPW...

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I'm given to understand that Trump got on tv tonight and said....words.....sort of. Yeah, whatever. www.talkaboutepstein.com

I have lived in squirrel dense areas my whole life, but I just saw my first baby squirrel!!! Just a little thing running across my driveway with a long body and long tail. So cute!

Posting old commercials that Liberal Hubby made just before we met. Why? I dunno. Cuz we just found them and they're funny. This one sparked protests and got banned in Boston.

Yes, we'll get back to politics and rocks very soon. But I know my brain is fried and these are funny, so we're taking a moment to giggle at my man. Here's Liberal Hubby showing off some those sweet sweet moves of his! If you watched TV in New England about 25 years ago, you might remember these.

Liberal Hubby dug out a hard drive with his commercials on it. I'll be posting one a day. Back off ladies! That hunka hunk of Howdy Doody is all mine!

Call your #Democrat senators right now. They're going to cave and whoever caves first claims ownership of all the pain already felt. The narrative will be that they should have just given in at the beginning & will be blamed for the pain. Make republicans own the pain they cause damnit! Don't cave!

Can we stop associating good at business with good at governing? The skillset necessary for business is taking more $$$ than you spend. The skillset necessary for governing is protecting a population with varying needs and wants. Those are two entirely different skillsets.

Day-um!!! Mamdani is tearing down the world in this speech and I love every word of it!

Dance off in the comments!!!

Love this…

substack.com/home/post/p-... Annual enrollment and WTF are we even doing?

No Kings in Bothell Washington youtu.be/guN8dpEvtCM

A new world calls for new protests slogans.

I'm working on a ton of new rock ideas and making a kiln load of prototypes. I'm sure many of them won't make the final cut, but if you want some of the prototypes to pass out on No Kings Day, I'm offering a grab bag of protest appropriate rocks today only! www.liberalrocks.com

Really Hulu? A price increase NOW? I mean, I was on the fence about whether or not to let you off the hook for this debacle, but damn. That is New Coke level bad business decision making.