Geoff Langston

What makes me gay? Is it that I like dick? I love things in my ass? Does gay mean Getting Ass Yoked?

I am a recent non binary female transgender. I think I used the tampon wrong. Is it supposed to be brown and smell when I pull it out? I swear my doctor didn’t tell me anything except give me hormone therapy and the cutest badussy.

I just transitioned and I need help with a tampon. What do I do with the brown smelly part?

If I transition, do I have to put a cock between my legs? I feel like this could be a moment of choice and customization.

It’s one of those take a hot bath, watch Rachel Maddow and cry kinda nights! Tired of these conservative cis-white males in the work place.

Nothing on the news but old cis white male-ville. Can we have something other than old white cis males with eczema on TV?

Am I not good enough? This is what the foreskin of cis white males say.

The dewey decimal system was designed by a homophobic cis white male!

Seasonal Depression, anxiety and Jan 6 and 20th coming up. I don’t know if I can make 4 more years let alone 4 hours. I need my inhaler!!

AOC will be President come January! Hear me out and if you are a CIS white male keep scrolling. Biden is still President but the Republicans impeach Trump on inauguration. The democrats invoke the 12th amendment therefore causing a vote to put AOC as President and Hakeem Jeffries as VP!

I don’t know why Americans celebrate Thanksgiving. It’s nothing but cis white men celebrating genocide and the killing of poor animals. Makes me want to move to the Gaza Strip.

Republicans are so transphobic. They want to get rid of transmissions, transatlantic and trans fat.

Only white cis male conservatives watch football and keep score. We need to stack the Supreme Court before Jan 20th.

This election has me so uneasy. I might start taking hormone injections. That’s how confused I am.

Am I the only one feeling unsafe from Trumps picks? I use to turn to MSNBC for comfort. Now I feel alone and unsafe. Elon Musk may buy MSNBC and that turns my stomach so bad!