Crone Ranger 📎

Goodnight good folks of Wülferhampton . Sleep well

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton . May those affected by Storm B stay on their feet and have a good day xx

Accidental wine has been taken.

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Today we are returning the unexpected visitor into the loving arms of his mother. Tonight will see us

For it is the morning of the piano torture. Having had a bad night today could be catastrophic! Greetings all xx

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Off to the Great Metrollops tomorrow to see the Ramses and the Pharoah’s Gold exhibition. Think @wulfhelm.bsky.social would look good in

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Sleep well x

Accidental wine has been taken

Devasted to know that @wulfhelm.bsky.social has refused my secondment as the next White House press secretary. On the grounds that my appearance would terrify hardened White House correspondents.

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Listen out of your window (if you have one) and you will hear the gentle melodic sobbing of the piano teacher. Crone has struck again! Have a better Wednesday than she’s having!

A LOT of accidental wine has been taken…

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Sleep well xx

Good morning Wülferhampton. Now I’m not accusing anyone but the little grandson had a cold and we both have sore throats… I’m afraid we might have to call on the excellent(?) services of @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Shattered after our weekend with the grandsons. A nice quiet day tomorrow.

We have handed over our two charges to their mother. Oh the peace and quiet. We had a great if exhausting time with them both. And only one piano recital required!

We are getting ready to return the Gruesome Twosome to their devoted mother. Actually they’ve been great (only one piano recital required). But this is us….

Morning all. Less than 24 hours with the grandsons and we’re already exhausted! Getting too old for this gig!

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. An early night preparing for the arrival of ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ (ages 9 and 4) for the weekend! Might play the piano for them if they misbehave!

Goodnight all

For it is the morning of the Piano Torture. Send best wishes to the poor tutor…

Goodnight all

Good morning good folk of Wülferhampton. Am starting to feel a little better. Hope your day goes well xx

Goodnight

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton. Hopefully normal service will be resumed in good course. Love you and miss you xx

Well some of my results came back and I have a resilient liver that has withstood the alcohol abuse . Some good news anyway!

A quick good morning. Back at the doctor again today 🤞🏻

My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree

Stuck at Addenbrookes. Had a CT scan and waiting for the results….

Am not well. Will be offline for a while xx

Ah well another couple of people I’ve never interacted with have blocked me. Thanks to whichever Wülferhamptonian advised me to block back. It’s very satisfying!

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

If you could take a minute to read this and, if it takes your fancy, then re-post it… I’d be so grateful. 🙏🏻 I’m doing my utmost to #SaveSquareChapelArts for the good people of Halifax & far beyond, and I need all the help you lovely lot can give me. Thank you! x www.canncomms.co.uk/post/actor-a...

Greetings from plague ridden Crone Hovel. I hate to say this but can someone send @apothecaryhelm.bsky.social round with a vile smelling potion.

A gentle good morning to my fellow Wülferhamptonians. For your Crone is not feeling at her best: raging sore throat and aching bones. Sitting here feeling sorry for myself.🤧

Accidental wine has been taken. In vast quantities!

Accidental wine has been taken…

Gotta love the Aussies. The area for the water sports for the Brisbane Olympics is home to over 500 crocodiles! ( In fairness it’s already used as a water sports area…)

Today I am a Crone wot lunches. Been a while! Hope you enjoy your day xx

Goodnight good folk of Wülferhampton.

Morning good folk of Wülferhampton. An early start for ‘‘tis piano torture day. Mangling a Minuet in F today!

Morning dear @bakerhelm.bsky.social hope you’re feeling better today and the uncle biotic is kicking in xx

Just taking Her Magnificence to the vet ( ongoing treatment). She’s not happy!

A moment of reflection. It was 10 years ago today that mum died. Thinking of her xx