Jennifer Goodland

#GarbageMare is fine, she says she was interested in water polo anyway. The La Plata is flowing close to her run, but she’s another 1-2 feet in elevation above the flooding. It’s gonna crest again today and tomorrow, she might get her feet wet but she won’t have to swim.

The monitoring stations failed. La Plata is still safe, but we don’t know how high the incoming surge on the San Juan and the Animas are going to be. It won’t stop raining. There are funnel clouds and we don’t have tornado sirens for the same reason Wyoming doesn’t have tsunami alarms.

#GarbageMare is fine, she says she was interested in water polo anyway. The La Plata is flowing close to her run, but she’s another 1-2 feet in elevation above the flooding. It’s gonna crest again today and tomorrow, she might get her feet wet but she won’t have to swim.

We did not need yet another torrential downpour thanks

#GarbageMare is fine, she says she was interested in water polo anyway. The La Plata is flowing close to her run, but she’s another 1-2 feet in elevation above the flooding. It’s gonna crest again today and tomorrow, she might get her feet wet but she won’t have to swim.

If you are reading about what’s happening to #SanJuanCounty and you want to help, there are a lot of places to donate. But might I suggest the Trailblaze Food Cupboard? You can donate online and designate “other”, then Trailblaze Food Cupboard. www.sjcfoundation.org

#GarbageMare is fine, she says she was interested in water polo anyway. The La Plata is flowing close to her run, but she’s another 1-2 feet in elevation above the flooding. It’s gonna crest again today and tomorrow, she might get her feet wet but she won’t have to swim.

She’s through the worst of it and the barn owner let me know the horses are okay. Those who lost their horses are at other barns, on other rivers - Farmington has three, #GarbageMare lives on the one that had the least flooding.

Will people stop publishing garbage in Q1 journals please, I am sick of reading said garbage

I went to the gym today but I had the decency to dress in a thick woolen maxi skirt and a poncho so nobody thinks I’m a whore, I only passed out from heat stroke a few times but it’s so worth it to impress a guy who looks like he mostly goes to the gym for the juice bar #snl

The Fella and I were watching The Thing (1982) and we were both possessed of a deep desire to go work in Antarctica. Or just visit. Can any of you help with that? We are old but I can do data stuff if it helps I promise we are not alien shapeshifters

They really be out here doing ANYTHING on New Mexico roads

*sigh* Now I need to go back out to the barn and do my chores later, after #GarbageMare calms down from her massive temper tantrum. She is furious with me. I just wanted to see if she’d changed her mind about apples. And I guess that’s a war crime now?

"Can I really do a PhD at 50?" Yes, person I made up for this post. There are some surprising benefits. If you don't get hit by a bus sometime, then you're gonna be seven years older with or without the PhD. Might as well do it. If you do get hit by a bus, you don't have to do lit review anymore.

Ladies and AFABs, add variety to your life: Are you tired because of menopause, or are you tired because you have to write a section about PRISMA guidelines? Trick question: It doesn't matter, you're too tired to care!

I don’t have much imposter syndrome left at this point in my career. However, I submitted my first batch of assignments for my doctoral work and I keep expecting the feedback to be “our apologies, we’ve realized you’re quite stupid.”

Glad the economy is healthy enough to support a small army of people to follow me around Hobby Lobby and just stand in front of whatever thing I wanted to look at, oblivious, like they’re figuring out wtf stickers are or how to spell the word “wood”

He says he’s not into celebrity gossip, but if TMZ covered ruby-throated hummingbirds, he would be refreshing that page frantically