Adrian Burns

Make a band edible Fleetwood Big Mac Kool Aid and the Gang The Jackson Five Guys

Aiden McGeady struggling not to say aye he's talking shite, when he was asked about MONs best win of the season comment.

As a frequent user of the A83 to get to Kintyre, this plan is totally bonkers. It's going to involve roughly 1500 days of disruption. It was taken 150yrs to reach that due to landslides, based on historic data. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If we discount the laptop i used for several years, because it was free from a skip, then probably the cd player I've been using for 34 years.

There's absolute goons out there that 'woke' is what led to EA shutting Bioware. They walk among us.

Say Hello To My Little Friend, Charlie Brown

Does Lask putting 3 past Lisbon in Portugal put our capitulation in a new light?

I wonder how many are out there who probably could claim universal credit but like me don't. Professionals who remain confident a job is just round the corner, or pick up just enough work to make it not worth the hassle. LinkedIn would suggest unemployment mat well be a lot higher than stated.

No need to take my word for it today. This time there's proof.

Vince is still very unhappy at the presence of our house guests.

Buoyed by the prospect of the washing drying on the line despite sub zero temperatures first thing. A middle aged man in autumn.

Vince is scared of our budgie guests.

As I struggle to find software development work and consider other options, but also think about true creativity being devalued, I wonder will AI lead us back to a subsistence level economy? Live music for food and board anyone? Travelling theatre groups like the old days.

I can't be arsed taking a photo, so you'll simply have to trust me when I say the Campsies are a beautiful rosy gold colour right now.

The dog walk looking like a scene from Ridley Scott's Legend. Vince is a poor unicorn though.

1 Zacharia = 5 business days. Usage: "I've paid your invoice, the funds should clear in 1 Zacharia" #zacharia

Tounetki plays like someone that knows he's not good enough. Good self awareness.

Black Pudding Motorcycle Club

I friend of mine had his partner peg him with a baguette. He said it was a pain in the arse.

That's what an employment history with FAANG gets you. #dadjokes #nerdjokes

Mine is in a right state.

Nothing like some furious D&B to carry you through job applications. 30 years ago I thought this was all a bit cheesy. Compared to nowadays, not so much. Anybody need a python developer? You can pay me in beef hula hoops and irn bru.

Things I have realised while driving 260 miles today: ...And Justice For All remains a great album. Seasons of Your Day is my 2nd favourite Mazzy Star album and it pushes So Tonight... pretty hard. Silent Shout by The Knife is extraordinary.

He imposed Shania Law

I recently celebrated a birthday and now that I'm well into my early 50s I've decided that I should learn to weld.

Your Number's Up: determining the true number of Tusken Raiders by examining the microconcretion of sand particles from a single file track.

Penguins of Madagascar just started. No early night for me.

Gravadlax.

Can anybody name me 1 thing that McGregor is bringing to the team? Not the thing that outweighs the bad passes and giving the ball away. Just 1 thing. Any thing.

Can Baur only kick it as far as the near post?

We look defeated. That would never be the case with MON v1 but it masked tactical issues. If he's not bringing that to v2, then I have real doubts about success this season.

Lack of sleep just had me googling "where can I buy a donkey".

I'm old enough to remember when Celtic played with energy and bravery.

Making Gassama look good sums up the quality of Celtic's performance.

Things I was frightened of as a child: New fern leaves uncurling because they reminded me of all the snake heads on the Hydra in my ladybird book of famous legends.

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.

Spending a lot of time redoing a litany of bad work by a previous owner of my 1997 Toyota Celica convertible.

Woof!

I have a meeting later, which is fine. Except for the need to dress like an adult, which doesn't come naturally to me.

There was a time when I probably could have reeled out about 90% of the Rocky Horror script including add ons without even having to think to hard. What a crappy couple of days.