Emotional Support Monster

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I'm not sure how 'to the death' would even come up given my fursona could nonlethally disable my humansona in numerous creative ways and then feel bad about most of them.

Diminish an anime: Tin-Plated Alchemist

These would probably work less well if the big tech companies hadn't trained people to expect random account restrictions and suspensions with no transparency or any ability to appeal or fix them.

RrRrrrr. Kind of in the mood to be vast and theriomorphic and wild.

The bigger the giant, the bigger the really, really good they can do. Of course the smaller the micro the more detailed the really, really good they can do ;3

*GARBAGE BEAST!* When I was very young I wanted to be a garbage-collector. Because they only had to work one day a week (well, you only saw the truck one day a week, didn't you?) and you could spend your time taking apart the televisions and refrigerators you picked up to see how they worked.

Finding Nemo for Tax Purposes

I flipping love people who put over-detailed hashtags on their kinkposting for filtering and searching.

I have had so many random thoughts about getting uploaded into a vector drawing program and resized downward…

He passed by the bar and saw the clarinets drinking their sorrows away and throwing darts at a picture of Adolphe Sax… The sound of a weeping clarinet will break your heart if you let it and he did *not* need that today, so scurried into the nearest tintinnabulation…

Since it's Foxtober, I should mention… That in my youth, I was *quite* a looker.

If it's SFW and 'no porn', then there's simply *no legitimate reason* to throw up a barrier and force people to prevent their paperwork. It's despicable.

Coyotes are so great.

Registered and hotel reserved for MCFC!

When I was a kit I tried getting around this by responding to anyone who was introduced to me as a friend of the family or distant relative with "A pleasure to see you again." Which got "Again?! I'm here to meet my great nephew for the first time! What again?!"

I just this moment realized that @buttplug.engineer is my entire reference point for Sumo. I should probably actually watch Sumo at least once so Sumo is my reference point for Sumo

> Lightspill, why do you have those weird rainbow markings? I've had lightning markings since I was a blue fox. My particular flavors of neurodivergence push everything toward intensity and brightness, plus 'run around in a storm' has been my go-to experience of transcendence since I was a kit.

Lady, I don't even *like* Harry Potter. Independent of you being a terrible person. Its vision of magic is some Special Genetic Lottery Club that provides a new variety of consumerist garbage and also a new variety of magic Nazis. Of the many qualities Rowling has, imagination is not among them.

Make a band edible: Bred zeppelin

As blue overwhelmed him, Dr. Beckett was finally free of the life of Captain Archer. He didn't care where he ended up so long as it was somewhere with green grass and a blue sky. The blue cleared. He looked into a puddle, and behind the ripples blinked an orange, cartoon cat. "Oh boy." he meowed.

This is why people on the fediverse have backup instances.

Hi! I'm Mx. Ran down a hill, didn't realize I had veered too far to the left where it cut off in a retaining wall, and dove headfirst onto the pavement!

Happy Wolf Day to every wolf!

"I just stop talking to people and leave it to *them* to decide what they did wrong." belongs much more to the 'Techniques for how to make everyone think your side is a bunch of assholes' set than the 'Techniques to persuade people of your views' set.

I love the phrase 'vaccinating cows'. Because etymologically it's 'cowinating cows'.

Dear Giant Wolves, The sun is getting to be a bit much. I believe mythology provides a template for the suggested fix.

…blowing up an inflatable critter and getting a bit smaller with every breath while the inflatable critter gets concerningly larger with every puff.

All the corporate backdrops to macro stuff makes me seriously want to do macro in a socialist context.

AR glasses for macro/normal creatures to help them see micros around. Or even nanos.

For heck's sake, put a tag on macro posts where people get killed so people can filter it.

Kitsune? I thought it was a gigantic rat demon.

Ambivalent going into Furality this year, but a few decent experiences, feeling more socially competent, and having cut *those people* off and got on with life helped break the “Socialize, expect the worst, stand far away and be too quiet, fail, then expect the worst even more next time” cycle.