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Kane is the fifth English winner, joining Stanley Matthews, Bobby Charlton, Kevin Keegan, and Michael Owen. He is the first winner from a German club since Matthias Sammer of Dortmund in 1996. #BallondOr

Buenos días solo a los ganadores del Clásico #HalaMadrid

#HalaMadrid

Rodri shoves his former teammate Bernardo Silva 😆 #ElClásico

Epic whiff by Yamal #ElClásico

MBAPPÉ!!!! #ElClásico

HAHAHAHAHA THE GIANTS ARE IN FACT WINNING THE SUPER BOWL FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS LIST

Diomande has an unfortunate hairline for someone that young #ElClásico

Tel ‘em! #COYS

Malachi. Toney. That is all. #TheU

Ed Reed wearing a Sean Taylor jersey on the sideline, not his own. #TheU

Keep matriculating the ball down the field #TheU

Where has this Gladbach team been all year? #Bundesliga

Milan’s keeper sent off for getting in Tyler Adams’ face, literally 😆 #UEL #USMNT

Fixture of the day: Celtic vs Celta #UEL

Prediction of the day (the second part).

Diomande with the volley #UCL #HalaMadrid

Golazo Mbappé #UCL #HalaMadrid

Whose name is Harry Kane? 😆 #UCL

Courtois! #UCL #HalaMadrid

Are you not entertained? #UCL

Bodø! Back from 2-0 #UCL

Tottenham Wins League Game Shock #COYS

Davies. Game, set, and match #COYS

BREAKING: Dejan Kulusevski is still alive #COYS

Golazo Marmoush. Only bangers for Spurs today #COYS

Golazo Maddison #COYS

Rams beat Giants, Giants beat Cards, Cards beat Rams 😆

DOINK-IN #Panthers

Psych! 😆

Whew #TheU

Clearly the universe wanted the Miami-ND game to be 1 v 2. #CFB

Holy crap, that Indiana ending

DOINK #indiana

Boot szn

Tottenham reject Randal Kolo Muani scores an apparent winner for Juventus #UEL #COYS

A Turkish club has a lot of support in a German stadium? Go fig. #UEL

Matchup of the day: Olympique vs Olympiakos #UEL

Germany’s top two clubs played in Norway on the same matchday, and put up a loss and a draw. Bad for the Agenda, but very funny. #UCL

Remontada!!! #HalaMadrid #UCL

Bodø! #UCL