Ben, who is around

Holy cow! I can’t believe they’re adapting Worm as a comic at IDW!

One of these things is not like the others 🎶 One of these things is not quite the same 🎶

I swear, the English dialogue for Steel Ball Run is written so that someone can sample Johnny, Gyro and Cowboy Tim’s voice lines to create some very NSFW audio.

Very dystopian that on the article about a A.I. data center poisoning the air, there's a little rainbow A.I. chatbot button just lurking at the edge, waiting to poison the air some more to answer your banal question

Sunday is the day where I realize how much I have failed to accomplish over the past week and need to desperately catch up on

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As a person that doesn’t follow volleyball, the terminology seems problematic

“But check out how much time and money I’m saving by procrastinating on self-care!” **eye twitches violently**

texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election

Wet cat food should come with a warning: “Maybe don’t breathe as you’re opening this”

That moment when you comprehend “I’m experiencing ego death” but then realize that you just ruined it via that thought.

The latest in Majuular’s Ultima retrospective clocks in at 4.5 hours, and I enjoyed the entirety of it (across multiple days)

In response to our reporting, Susan Collins has mustered a defense that is full of incorrect and misleading claims. We’ve reviewed FBI evidence, examined thousands of pages of records and interviewed dozens of people. Here are the receipts.

The boys were being cute today

We got a new mailbox which came with screws, anchors, and offsets for attaching it to a brick wall. There were also zip ties in the box, and we were mystified as to their purpose, so we dug through the instructions. They’re “only a gift”.

I’m lying in my hammock and in the distance, a chainsaw kicks on. Someone starts yelling “No! No! No!” The chainsaw does not stop, but the yelling does. #probablyNothing

If I have four separate tire pressure sensors, why are they all wired up to one problem light?

“Papa, please tell us more of your fanciful stories about being a ‘hoam onurr’”

@apocrypals.bsky.social Archie Christian comics are insane. There is so much going on in this single panel that I feel like it could sustain an entire episode.

“1 (ONE) Corn”

Job tats

[WARD CLEAVER MAKES A STERN BUT FATHERLY FACE] “Oh, Black Betty, rambalambajam... Rambalambajam, indeed.”

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

My YouTube ads continue to be hilariously banal. I have just been advertised “cranes for confined spaces”. I fear a small engineering firm is stealing my wifi.

I just got a YouTube ad for tungsten recycling. The algorithm has developed some really interesting and unexpected ideas about who I am.

I’ve never been so insulted by a bill

Cool

I refer to inform you that the car/cat show is cancelled for today.

It’s a shame that Millie Bobby Brown got Millie Whitney Houston addicted to millie cocaine.

This “DROP OFF ELEVATOR” sounds mildly concerning

meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies qwantz.com/index.php?co...

#pgh #lawrenceville

At a Memorial Day parade where McGruff the Crime Dog is walking with the firefighters. I hope someone was fired for that blunder

LORE

According to my map, Gaywood Circle is straight

Power’s out! Time to surf social media!

We’ve got some AI-looking clouds out here today

Stores that play Matchbox 20 should be legally required to have a cautionary warning about this in their window.

Wild sunset clouds tonight

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

Mon Wharf morning light #pittsburgh

#Pittsburgh morning from the Smithfield bridge