Lisa B. 🐝

Totally just bought this sight unseen. #Golfito #CostaRica #PuraVida

Coffee is up 18.3% Ground beef is up 17.2% Cereal is up 6.2% Steak is up 18% Bananas are up 5.4% Orange juice is up 28% Fish is up 5.1% Cookies are up 5%

I don't like babysitting adults. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

Send this guy to #RussiaRussiaRussia.

I think my new grandbaby is gonna make her entrance into the world this weekend. Send good vibes to Mommy and Baby Tatum if you would. #Gagalife #TatumMay #Number4

Poor p3do protector, Pam. It’s not so much her face — it’s her spirit that’s unfortunate. #TrumpsteinCoverup #PamTheP3doProtector #IHateThatBitch #Perjury

No shit?

I just woke up. Is he dead yet?

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I cannot express how much I love this woman. #Shero #FuckTedCruz

Waiting on my girls. We going to see New Edition and Toni Braxton. #MyPrerogative

I'm not a jealous person by nature. I don't envy others. Like, ever. But, NGL, I'm a little envious of NYC right now. #WeAllLoveMayorMamdani

This dude is currently a professor at Harvard.

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Word on the street is that #MoscowMitch is in the hospital.

NEWS: The U.S. Supreme Court will allow the new California congressional map to stand, rejecting Republicans’ bid to block it. It’s a huge win for Democrats heading into the midterms.

So, I might have just bought a fixer-upper sight unseen in Golfito, Puntarenas, Costa Rica. I'm slightly freaking out. OH. MY. GOD. #Paradise #PuraVida #BlowingThisPopsicleStand

Someone in my office just handed me a piece of red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting. It has raisins in it. I now have trust issues with her. #GotMyEyeOnYouKelli

Hey my Oklahomies! US Sen. Markwayne Mullin’s seat is on the ballot in November. He acts like a ruffian in congress & challenges witnesses & colleagues to fights. He never once answers emails or gives townhalls. Let's send him & his little box back home.

You are so weak! Please retire! @schumer.senate.gov

People with better de-escalation skills than ice: - A drunk girl in a bar bathroom - CNAs working memory care - Preschool & spec ed teachers - Waffle House servers on a night shift - Girlies who work at pitbull-only shelters - Employees who worked Black Fridays in the early 2000s

I'm Gen-X. We don't play. At this point, anyone who still supports the orange turd is either a p3do or wants to be a p3do. j/s

People not in the #EpsteinFiles: - Drag Queens - Transgender athletes - Librarians - Black journalists - Radical leftist scum - Hungry families needing SNAP benefits - Workers on strike - The cast of Sesame Street

Weekly reminder: #SCOTUSIsCorruptAF

Every accusation is a confession.

People who love to thrift or go vintage shopping are more attractive, according to a study I just made up.

You Go Bernie......

We can do the same here in Florida, if you help me defeat Brian Mast here in Florida 21 (St. Lucie, Martin, and Palm Beach County,) secure.actblue.com/donate/berna...

Alien: Quietly sobs and shakily lights a Marlboro Red. Me: And, that's "He Stopped Loving Her Today" by George Jones.

I support term limits for Congress, the Senate and SCOTUS.

Holy shit, they're coming for your guns. #NRA

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Current mood. Sound up 🔈 #MarioSavio #TheMachine #BodiesUponTheGears

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair. ~ Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson #Relatable

Someone needs to tell KKKristi about the Nuremberg Trials. I think she missed that lesson in history class. #FuckIce

Wait, wait, wait, The same dufus who during his first term, pulled the US out of JCPOA (Iran nuclear deal), And now in the #Felon47 ‘s second term he is threatening attacking Iran if they don’t stop their nuclear program? Omfg, that guy is stupid.

So, Fed's not changing interest rates? Queue ketchup throwing in 3-2-1.

These 2A folk are REALLY shocked that we're 2A folk, too. SMH

You owe me money, @fetterman.senate.gov. I'll take it in the form of your resignation. #ThisFuckingAsshat 👇