Literal Insect

hey buddy i was just looking at your skill list and, what the hell is “Sodomize With Blades” supposed to mean. What does that move do. dude? dude??

construction robot bimbo internal monologue: "caulk caulk caulk caulk caulk"

@secretminingbase.bsky.social

this joke has been in my head since last night you better fucking appreciate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SecretMiningBase

Giant machine woman harvesting resources in your solar system

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green buge inc.

@bug.ceriole.net

ass so incomprehensibly fat call that "wubcraftian"

opsec level: plot-initiating mysterious signal discovered by ALIENS

they’re sending me to the planet that sucks you hard thru yor jorts

If anyone tries to infiltrate your mindscape you gotta sic your inner council of element-themed clones of yourself on them, as a boss fight, yknow.

YES they all have to represent your deepest turmoils and have unhinged and cool ability names. My Physical (Sharp) variant represents my instinctual catastrophizing train of thought and has a skill called “Public Castrations.” It’s a full-party damage AoE that reduces their ATK. It’s great.

sentient planet x hyperindustrial dystopian interstellar civilization (tags: corruption, mindbreak, etc)

your living miracle of the cosmos is begging for a superluminal cannon to be constructed on her surface, are you just going to let her down??

LRP.. dude... fuck, yes.

“my ward” I say covered in blood, surrounded by corpses, as a black obsidian sphere ominously hovers behind me. “yep.. hashtag myward :)” I’ve been standing here for 30 years.

Do You Mind If Me And My Cohort Of Invisible Monsters Loom Dreadfully Past The Periphery Of Your Vision , Snatching People Away Only For You To Forget Their Names And Eventually Their Existences ? As If They Never Were At All ?? okay ??

fucked up scribble thing i did sometime last night in exhaustion-induced delirium. i call it "guy who killed and ate my parents." you cant tell but i used the fucking fireblu texture from doom for the brushform

robot girls (clunky and loud..) ……. smiles widely.. :)

You better start believing in songs screamed silently by minds so unfathomably ancient… you’re in one..!

Or soon to be part of one. Painfully.

robotgirl breathplay (she runs off gasoline and you're in an enclosed space with her)

OK OK OK i restarted my browser HOPEFULLY it posts this time. glados doodle i did at like 5 am last night.... shes been on my mind.

FUCKING FINALLY jesus christ here i thought it was an internet issue. i should've really looked it up last night.

oh my god STILL???

shit internet keeps making my images just pure black FUCK god damn it

ok yeah i guess that shitty glados shitpost doodle has to wait until tomorrow i guess. eviscerate all ISPs.

ah hell i got muffet on my mind again. hooughhh…. 😵‍💫

10/10 Alien baddie but her species’ architecture on Earth is suspiciously shaped like the “natural” formations of mysterious sci-fi unobtanium on her home-planet. Would you still crack?

YOU ARE 8 INCHES INTO YOUR SMOKING HOT ALIEN GF WHILE “THE CYCLE” IS ;$&%5:1?/ INCHES INTO YOU. ARE YOU GOING FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS??

the “evil penis” arms race. people keep trying to draw dicks spikier and and scarier and more monstrous. inevitably this will lead to them gaining sentience i think, which is a funny drawing idea.

i wanted to draw today but I got the most diabolical headache ever fuuuuhhhhhhh

there are equipment slots not meant for mortals to use

oh my god i only just now learned about globular springtails. Holy fuck. Default Bug.

having to violently pry my friend away from the optional roguelike mode of a game we recommended to them. st-stop it. you still have the actual story to do. hey quit biting me you have to do the next story segment. ow.

GET OFF THE BOAT, YOU HAVE A TRAGEDY TO WATCH UNFOLD!!

affixing a dildo to my rifle as though it were a bayonet, talk about “staying strapped”

21 Sept

squadilah! say do you remember

21 Sept

21 Sept

i reject the "ooughhh siren sweater mommyyy" narrative. to me she is a motel-hopping cougar who steals peoples money during one-night stands. she'll probably get bored of it and start an onlyfans where she gorges on crappy diner food on camera. what a woman. #tboi #thebindingofisaac #thesiren

20 Sept

alchemist in fantasy rpg setting accidentally ascends to godhood after inventing an anti-bacterial solution and finding out that each one has the same exp yield as a regular slime.

20 Sept

superintelligent AM-wannabe robot girl and her gf who she surgically turned into a living gimpsuit (indestructible) so she could nuke her as foreplay

Literal Insect@literallyinsectoid.bsky.social

mischievous sub characters deserve to be eternally entombed in latex bro. putting the “imp” in “gimp.” despite what you think this is more of a “training with weights on” thing than a “power inhibitor” thing

20 Sept

17 Sept

parasitic harpies scraping at the exposed skin of a decaying superstructure, spiraling serrated lower beaks like the tooth-whorls of the genus helicoprion. a macabre sight.

15 Sept

the harrowing of hell was lowk jesus recovering lost content … if you think about it.

probably my most toxic trait as of late is that whenever i see someone take down an art post due to some controversy regarding its content, i immediately think of the chances of them having jumped the shark on something in the past and ended up incriminating themselves.

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Maybe I’m a bad person for not intervening whenever I see it coming. But at the same time nahhhh I doubt they’d listen until It Happens. Learning experience. nobody’s really free from it all.

not my responsibility at the end of the day anyways, ahahaha..

like i’m instantly brought back to January when everyone was drawing REM from Deadlock with a magnum dong up until his voice got revealed and everyone went “I SWEAR I didn’t know he was a child!!” really? the 3ft gremlin in his pajamas bringing a pillow to a gun fight. what took you so long.

it’s genuinely funny when shit like this happens though. sometimes you can see it coming a mile away and all you can do is hear the fuckass “this man is already dead, he just doesn’t know it yet OHOHO *AUGH*” voice as the clock races towards midnight.