Riley Cabbage

Me

Who says babies can't be punk

When your favorite artist desigs a onesie @artsyabdl.bsky.social , obviously I had to get it and make a custom diaper to match 🤭

*concerned 5'3" ass*

Total toddler fit for work today 🤭. The older boy goodnites are so cute too. I want the stripes back so bad

Girls wear wide fit pants for ONE reason and we all know it 🤭

You know when the plastic pants are out I'm being a stinky girl 🤭.

Wanna go to space with me 🤭

I really like the fit for the L4 but dang abena tapes suck. Also why can't they be the cute blue like the m4s. Its more iconic

Attention! Butt... That is all

Some dumb thoughts I wanted to share but text limit so I did it this way.

Went to Chicago over the weekend. On the train ride home I got very soggy 🥺

It's finally OCTOBER!! So look out for the spooky lady from under your bed that makes you pee yourself 🤭 (I was messing with the uncanny makeup they did in Obsession so thought I should take a dumb video)

It's a bit early but I haven't done this in a bit so how about a TMI Tuesday. Ask me anything in the comments and all try my best to answer.

The sides of a pull up are so cute sticking outs of a onesie 🤭

These fucking diapers keep putting wholes in my favorite pants 😤 they are turning into a patch work quilt now. I need jeans with a reinforced crotch or someone who can actually sew you do it for me because as roy can see my patch skills are non existent

Work fit 💪

Spent the morning making a Halloween costume for our @lakeerieageplay.bsky.social Halloween party. Can you guess who I'm going as?

I feel like if you know me it's obvious but my persona on here may show different

Taylor and I had to put on our matching pack pals for this super fun episode

One of my favorite parts about going to fun new events is getting a new sticker for my diaper pail @diaperup.bsky.social

Gotta be immersed in my games so I don't have time for potty breaks

When your little tries to hide behind their stuffies to get out of a spanking

Go check out this super duper cool episode we had with two amazing and hot people from the Mane Attraction podcast!!

Me telling a CG I have to potty so they walk me all the way to find a restroom while I know I just flooded my diaper anyway

I got a monkey tail 🤭 Grew it all by myself

Our @lakeerieageplay.bsky.social camping themed event was so fun like always! was a lil park ranger. Shout out to @northshoreabdl.bsky.social for the sponsor 😁.

You figure out what this means 😅

Has this joke been done yet 🤭

If only there was a big strong cg out there to help me lift my big bag of wet diapers to the curb for trash day

Super lucky, went to go see Hadestown and the theater was empty. (It was at 10:00am) Best musical ever 😍. I have seen it twice now!

Baby food is very icky 🤢 Dumb Mushy peas! Can't I have yummy apple sauce or banana puree? 🥺

Got a little care package from @northshoreabdl.bsky.social and omg these are so adorable. Also Ash is the coolest one! They are so cool with their lil goggles. I'm gonna take some better pics with these again later with a full face on and a whole look but I had to crack my pack asap

Sweepy 😴

MY FIANCE WAS ON A COOL PODCAST. Y'all should go listen to it. Very funny (I was on the same pod like 2 weeks ago too)

Let's try a late TMI Tuesday, ask me anything

I found this super duper amazing toy thrifting and can't stop playing with it. It definitely is a super big kid purchase

Hot take!! You know, pissing yourself is fun but being reminded by a cg to use the potty before you leave might be better sometimes "Babe we are going to be gone for a bit and that pull ups isn't going to hold much so how about we try the potty before we go, ok?" 🥵

Some one should come over and force me to stop using his damn potty 🤭

Got bored so I tied myself up 🤭 What would you do with this helpless baby girl

My tier list for best places to piss on/in

The worst thing ever. I get so sweaty at work my pull ups gets hard to pull up and my nail rips it 😭 Ps. Look at that butt doe 🤭

Sometimes babies just don't want their pants on anymore

Birthday pics 🤭