Litvir Kaldynik

Oh the stress is actually hurting me. Heart, slow down a little, please?

Not sure if I am just stressed or if that stress is actually legitimately killing me right now.

I really should stop sitting in the dark posting nonsense.

It pains me that I will never know the lyrics to some video game tracks. Sure, "Song of the Dragonborn" has translated lyrics, but "Watch the Skies" does not. I want to sing along, damn it.

Blimey, what a year so far! "It is just February, Litvir." Piss.

Check out the cute couple. They are 100% gay and I love it.

Where I live, there is no heaven or hell. So pets tend to come from other sources.

Really, my writing is just a very loose version of Bionicle fan fiction.

HAH! It turns out I accidentally did NANOWRIMO, with a total of 70,000 words. Not a novel (more the concluding of a long story arc) but still! Success!

I feel like I ought to be thought-provoking but all I want to do is post random bollocks.

A lot of fiction always involves a token normal human race, someone for folks to relate to. I do not do that. I have a token humanoid race but they are covered in natural plating, wear heavy armor and a mask all the time and are admittedly kinda just organic Toa without the elemental powers.

Noodles are desirable.

Finally, joy.

So occasionally I draw art of my protagonist characters. And since I just made 12 new deities, I guess I shall share one of them. This is Aster, he was given divinity for basically providing data that saved the universe.

I apologize for being absent. Turns out my long distance boyfriend's universe nearly got eaten.

Give me more space pictures please. I need to feel even more insignificant.

How do you fix nothing sparking joy any more?

I definitely am not procrastinating on my writing by posting random bollocks here.

In 2016 I said I would write 500 words a day. Still going strong. Closer to 1k words a day now.

I dislike the apostrophe.

Should I start posting my vast amounts of awful writing here?

Everyone posting their bookshelves, I am too embarrassed to post mine. A distinct lack of books and too many Bionicle MOCs.

I want cookies. I only ever want cookies when I lack cookies.

Wait, was I supposed to introduce myself?

I find, when writing about non-human species, you also have to consider that their mating rituals are going to be completely different. "I desperately require your body" sounds weird to a human, but I find it appealing and arousing.

Turns out I already had a Bluesky account. Oh well. The more the merrier.

"Illiteracy has become such a serious problem in our country that 130 million adults are now unable to read a simple story to their children" *checks population of the USA* About 330 million... um... (Source: www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/post/literac...)

No, in all seriousness, this place is actually very nice.

You know what? This place isn't too bad.