Plain Ol' Liz

Nothing says, "I love you" like offering someone two already peeled and meticulously quartered tangerines. Nothing says, "I love you too" like offering to share them.

Found a bunny my husband's cat killed and sitting here bawling like a baby.

Like the true champ she is, Query is confirmed to be having "at least 10" puppies. The owner is an experienced service dog trainer. Her contact info is in the poster. Query's a service dog, but also championed in agility training and barn hunting (I think they call it rat-wrangling)

I have no idea why these ancient walking cadavers are even relevant. The world doesn't belong to 80+ year olds. It belongs to the young. YTF does Carville care about the progressives winning? Nothing they can do will impact him.

Yeesh, at a time when grocery stores are fighting for customers, #Albertsons decides to serve up pre-made bagels that tastes like cardboard and can double as hockey pucks. #GoFigure

Nepobaby Adam Levy (former state prosecutor, son of Judge Judy who set him up to take her place on TV) went into a rant today, saying most judges are bozos and morons who can't "cut it" in private practice and focus on getting the robe. Only a few (singling his mom) are "smart." So ya....

Wonder how long after one retires does it sink in that you don't need to wait until the weekend to do chores?

There's a certain perverse satisfaction that comes when you hear your husband grumbling to himself about how you loaded the dishwasher and then abruptly shutting his mouth the second you come into the room.

When you're on a call with your younger peri-meno boss who seems obsessed with her chin, say "Honey, just grab tweezers and yank it," and the rest of the call is a "WTF is happening with my body??!" session. #Sisterhood

If "evil" isn't "bad" because you're "getting something done," can someone ask #PeterThiel if his logic means Hitler is running heaven?

Maybe it's just me, but if women, in mixed company, sit through nightly commercials that start by asking if they have vaginal discharge and a sitting POTUS calling women "dogs" and "pigs," the NFL audience can handle Tom Brady saying "shit" on air without calling for a public flogging.

Perfect end to my #TedLasso night - going outside to feed celery sticks to wild bunnies chewing clover on my lawn

Thought I'd share in case anyone's interested in champion line retriever puppies (they're not mine but I do know the breeder) www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

That stone-cold silence when the pro-AI guy starts touting the new programs we should all be using with the "trust but verify" catchphrase - and someone asks, "If we have to verify, doesn't that mean we can't trust it?"

Ok @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social - y'all need to develop continuity if answers are people's names. One guy answers "J.... Martin" and axed and the guy answers "Martin" and is correct (answer was George R.R. Martin). Sometimes it's "can you be more specific?" and other times "Brown" is acceptable.

Hey #Dodge and #Budweiser - It's been four days - not a word about that idiot insulting a former First Lady at an event of which you were a sponsor. I didn't expect much from Fuckerberg, but your silence is deafening

Ever wonder how, in a place where Dorothy had to walk a bazillion miles alone to Oz, the wizard got that sweet set up with microphones, sound effects, smoke machines, projectors and electricity?

Every co-worker who hears I'm about to retire starts talking like my mother trying to convince 8-year-old-me that my cousin MaryEllen-Marie's birthday party is going to be "so much fun."

Annnd right on time: Trump Uses Shooting Outside White House To Demand His Big Ballroom President Donald Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion.

Another bad poll, another inept alleged assassin

Not gonna lie - the "newly released" Epstein suicide note reads uncannily like Mango Mussolini's late night rants

Fall in the polls = alleged shooter. As predictable as an old rerun of Bonanza.

Old enough to remember when this would be called strong-arming for permission to cheat. F*ck that. Ain't happy? Ain't "fulfilled"? Want to look somewhere else instead of working on a marriage? Don't let the doorknob hit ya in the ass. www.huffpost.com/entry/poly-u...

Hillary Clinton was right about everything. Kamala Harris was right about everything. Both would’ve been incredible Presidents and I remain proud AF to have cast my vote for them.

Pinnacle of irony that, while protecting a walking corpse, who's also an adjudicated sexual predator with questionable ties to the Russian government and an even more questionable grip on his sanity, the GOP is screaming for an investigation of Eric Swalwell.

I believe it when I see the goods. Dems should be careful not to Al-Frankenize on this one. I'm still mad at Gillibrand for that shit www.cnn.com/2026/04/10/u...

I think "NextDoor" should change its name to "KvetchDoor"

Ya, so I got an email from Netflix with their new "ad free" charges, threw a tantrum and cancelled them. If I wanna watch ads about vaginal odor or injectable weight loss meds, I can do that for free I'm sick of corporate greed.

Cancelled @netflix.com cuz I'm not playing into their "increase fees to drive customers to watching ads" campaign. And I'm not paying over $300 a year to watch without ads.

On Baby Watch; daughter was induced at 4:30 p.m. Sleep ain't happening

I hope she's accorded the same level of respect she and her goons showed to every person they stopped, detained or arrested. www.huffpost.com/entry/kristi...

FTD ain't much better. Been there/done that too www.tiktok.com/@tylerjackso...

Best thing about watching United Football League games? The announcers just call the dagblasted game and one is spared the incessant Brady/Romo/Collinsworth prattle.

Firmly convinced NextDoor was created: 1. So paranoid people can post "Did anybody hear that bang?!" at least 3x a day 2. For begging ("I'm embarrassed to post this, but...") 3. As a place for people to dump their unwanted/buyer's remorse animals on the unsuspecting

Old enough to remember -when planes had first class and "everybody else" -when everybody else over 100 lbs had enough room to sit in their seat without contortion skills -when airlines treated customers like guests instead of diseased sheep Just sayin'

If only.....I have the red dress ready. Some day. Hopefully soon. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Is there any Duggar male that's not a goddamned pervert?

"I don’t age. I level up," Norris said in the video. Guess he leveled WAY up

That thing on his neck? Imma go with "What is a syphilitic lesion?" for $200, Ken. www.msn.com/en-us/health...

Jesus Christ, #Kansas! Your state's enough of a shithole without this crap. www.huffpost.com/entry/kansas...

Once again, Republicans have dragged long-retired Bill and Hillary Clinton to their bogus "secret" hearing, and once again, they've been indulged. And, once again, Republicans have been embarrassed.

All these companies laying off workers because they're relying on AI are going to experience a big, steaming shitstorm in 6 months or so. I've seen it happen firsthand. Why? Because AI is NOT reliable.

You know you had an Italian mother when you see a recall for frozen meatballs and don't even click on the article. Store bought meatballs?!! Ne-VA!

Yeesh, when did Canada become the grumpy country?

Yeesh, this poor sod looks like he'd rather be just about anywhere else

C'mon #OxfordHillsHS in #Maine Fuckin' do better www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...

Can y'all take five minutes and help Brody get to the top? 2-for-one votes tonight and it's free. It would sure help him stay healthy and his human parents pay for his vet bills.

Maybe it's me, but this Guthrie story is making no sense whatsoever. I hope wherever she is, Mama Guthrie is safe.

Please consider taking five minutes to vote for this sweet boy and his parents. They live in our neighborhood and they're a great couple - devoted to each other and sacrificing whatever they have to so their furbaby gets the best healthcare. americasfavpet.com/2026/brody-f...