Lars Andersen

If I thought for a second there were gold in posting, I'd would turn my effort all the up to "minimal".

So long, Walter Koenig.

Rip Eric Bauza. A great talent and by all accounts a genuinely good dude.

If Shane Gillis wants to offend, he should at least do it with better material.

Why does the new 2cv remind me of Donald Ducks car?

I surrendered everything to Google in return for slight convenience, but I don't feel they are carrying their end of the bargain anymore. I mean, say what you want about selling your soul to the devil, at least Satan runs an honest business.

Kj Apa IS Dana Carvey AS Jimmy Stewart IN Jimmy!

A fun game truckers play with hitchhikers is trying to find out which of them is the serialkiller.

I honestly think that's also behind the push to use AI to create "art", books, music, images, entire actors, and whatnot. They want the title of artist, but they don't have the drive to do the things artists do to get better, all the work leading up to art, so they think they made a shortcut.

I think if a White House Down/Olympus Has Fallen scenario happened today, I think most people would be like "hold on, let's just wait five minutes before we send Tatum and Butler in."

A lot of discourse lately reminding me of this banger.

Halloween costumes: In: sexy cat Out: sexy James Joyce.

I thought I saw two lesbians once, but it turned out they were just hot air roommates.

John Fetterman looks like the guy they threatened to use if Rondo Hatton asked for too much money.

So, CNN, how did bending the knee turn out for you?

If Dems are up against Republicans in a bigotry-off, they are not going to win. Republicans are just better at bigotry, dems can't gain votes by playing on their turf.

Actual adult people who work in the mainstream press talk to this guy and take him seriously. He's a white supremacist, yes, but he's also just a premium sexless dork.

Tim Curry has gone to the only place not corrupted by capitalism.

So long, Dolly.

Canada gooses bringing down the American government after they heard there's a bunch of pedophiles in charge, so they took matters into their own hands. As They Should! m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1ex...

I am 40 fucking years old today, but I feel a thousand years older than yesterday. I am old and I am tired and I want to crawl into a deep deep hole and scream while being covered in dirt.

Remember the guy that died from tasering himself in the balls while trying to loot the capitol? Good times.

Like halfway through Arkham Knight, and I forgot I changed Robin's default skin, so this was a wonderful surprise.

Not being able to make a Blade movie because you can't put like Spider-man or whatever in it is cinematic universe brainrot in Kevin Feige. Stick Mahershala Ali in a badass leather jacket and have him battle vampires in a long John Wickesque sequence, boom, one billion dollars.

Downplay a book or movie: The peckish games.

Downplay a book or movie: Gatsby.

Farming Simulator 25 seems pretty fun, but man, after the brief tutorial, they do not want to help you. "So where do I sell this?" "What am i your granddad, who also won't help" "Alright, how do I buy lime and how do I spread it "figger it out"

Playing hitster and drinking red wine.

Has anyone done a cursory tattoo check of Troy Jackson?

It's a socialist party, but we just hang out outside and smoke cloves.

Wordlebot can fuck right off with that smug "that word is unlikely to be used in a wordle, but hey, good vocabulary" and then use a non-word like today.

Have anyone checked if Lindsey Graham actually has a sister, or are we about to see a Mrs. Doubtfire situation?

Ideal Letterboxd scenario would be that the founders somehow manage to buy it back, smosh style. If a mega corporation buys it, I'm outta there, back to spreadsheets. Never get so attached to a website that you can't leave it in 30 seconds flat.

The tragedy of Lindsey Graham is that Leslie Jordan never played him on SNL.

Project Hail Mary has a really solid soundtrack.

Remember, everyone who wants to piss on Lindsey Graham's grave, let the people who want to dance on it go first. No one wants to dance in a piss-swamp.

People often thought Trump must have had dirt on Lindsey Graham, but I think the truth is far worse. Graham was just a little political parasite whose lips always hooked on to the most important ass in the room. He had no opinions of his own and he leaves nothing of any value.

I'm probably never going to do better on a #CluesBySam than this.

Hanging out with Mitch McConnell at his beach-house. Look how obviously not dead he is. See, he's waving!

They shrank Captain America's hog, on his birthday?

Powerwash Simulator is for people who loved Super Mario Sunshine, but could do without all the jumping bullshit.

Oh, absofuckinglutely not. Even if I weren't already offended by the whole proposal, I'm almost offended that it barely even sounds like Gene Wilder. They could probably have hired a fairly talented voice-performer and gotten a better Gene Wilder impression for a quarter of the price.

It does check out that RFK Jr. would relate to professional wrestlers. He too has to pretend about his job in public, he has hotdog skin, he has taken a lot of drugs, and he has serious brain injuries that people should worry about more. It was either right-wing politics or WCW.

Had to say goodbye to my parents 15 year old dog. She was mostly deaf and had trouble walking, towards the end, but she was always a very good girl. RIP Molly.