Lauren

If its this warm this consistently in Jan in Welly, how fucked are we for March?

If its this warm this consistently in Jan in Welly, how fucked are we for March?

Also, we are fostering 2 kittens. Love: kfc Hate: me, unfortunately

Hey so I'm doing #Nanowrimo again this year (writing 50,000 words of a novel in November). My novel is set in part in London, but I haven't been. Is there like an up-town/down-town thing? Where would you describe the CBD is compared to... Other parts of it? This is a stupid question but please help

Hey so I'm doing #Nanowrimo again this year (writing 50,000 words of a novel in November). My novel is set in part in London, but I haven't been. Is there like an up-town/down-town thing? Where would you describe the CBD is compared to... Other parts of it? This is a stupid question but please help

So it's day 11. I've revised my goal to 120k in November. I just hit 45,726 words written. I don't know what my story is about anymore. Also not sure that I care that much what it's about.

I'm certain this is all unrelated

I'm on track to read 200 books this year, and that feels kind of crazy.

So I'm trying to buy a new phone, but 2deg discount is only for new customers. But I can just transfer my number, then I'm a magical new customer. Anyway, I'm very excited to be a spark customer, for a good time, not a long time.

Truly living my best life here. More phones than pockets and hands combined (in fairness I'm a woman, so pockets are a rare commodity and I have but the regular number of hands)

So I'm trying to buy a new phone, but 2deg discount is only for new customers. But I can just transfer my number, then I'm a magical new customer. Anyway, I'm very excited to be a spark customer, for a good time, not a long time.

I'm back after a few hours of no phone with a new phone! I still dont have my old number and I'm honestly not convinced it's going to switch over, but hey, this is something.

So I'm trying to buy a new phone, but 2deg discount is only for new customers. But I can just transfer my number, then I'm a magical new customer. Anyway, I'm very excited to be a spark customer, for a good time, not a long time.

I am now experiencing the bafflement of "you have to pay your bill before we can candle your plan" "I have, my account is in credit" "it has to reflect on our side before we can cancel" "I paid by credit card. Your app is telling me I'm in credit. What do you mean you can't see it?"

So I'm trying to buy a new phone, but 2deg discount is only for new customers. But I can just transfer my number, then I'm a magical new customer. Anyway, I'm very excited to be a spark customer, for a good time, not a long time.

The guy at 2deg seemed exasperated at how dumb it is too.

WHO THE FUCK IS TONY

Last night at the bar, I witnessed a break-up. They were sitting at a table right by the bar. He had clearly cheated. She was sad, but stoic, and he was pathetically begging.

Why a bar? Why 10pm on a Wednesday? Why would you let him buy a jug of beer before you break up with him?

Shoutout to the guy talking on speakerphone to his kids in the middle of this restaurant. Love that for the rest of us