Loamy

Loamy

@loamy.vrc.dj

He/Him/Captain | DJ | Former XIV Menace | Weird Canuck Shoutout Googie Records! https://linktr.ee/loamussy

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Listen, I'm just as surprised as you. It was a lot of poop, like I genuinely didn't think I was capable of such destruction! I'm sorry! Seriously!

Me at 3am after seven beers telling the ice cream sundae in detail how I'm going to devour it

There were a few of them all with a bib on. Sports commentators are too scared to go a lil feral fr.

Having lunch at the pub by my physiotherapy place and I stg I heard a willhelm scream come out of someone's phone. I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!

...The suspect, known by our surveillance team as "Doughie Joey" was last seen carrying a bird to his inevitable demise...

You're delusional, old man. Your brain is lying to you, and your face is lying to me.

I have two modes whenever oomfs bring me into the game they're playing: Steal/loot everything in sight Kill everything that moves

Why are Australians so knowledgable about (specifically) my province's fucked up politics. Odd thing to focus on.

Wardogs, except I'm just hanging around the team's tower outpost and playing a steveMRE video through my mic the entire time

You know.. This all originally started because Alice Deejay asked me if I thought I'm better off a Loam, and I said yes.

How is the 400mg pill easier to swallow than the 200mg pill. How they fit 200 more mg in there, or is the other guy wasting space

I'm stoned af and I got this lady on the street talking about how many jiu-jitsu places there are around here and how that's weird in some conspiracy type of way. Lady what the fuck?

Companies recently: What?? Oh! Oh no no noooo we love canada!! You guys, ohhhh you guys are so great, did you know that?? (we hate it too just btw)

Sooner or later you'll find yourself clawing at the memories etched into the floor, unable to dig them up.

Pulling keyboard switches gotta be the worst thing ever. I get frustrated with the crappy tools they give you, and end up trying to pry it out with a knife. Anyways, new keyboard should be here today!!

Showerthought: Did he even play any disco? Or was it all dubstep all the time? Not that I care a huge deal, just morbid curiosity.

I used to know like 6 DJs that were huge in vrchat. I used to be with it. And then they changed what 'it' was. It'll happen to you too, punk.