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Dad Joke of the Day What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill. #dadjokes

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Dad Joke of the Day Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’d be R, but their true love is the C. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What did one hat say to the other? Stay here — I’m going on ahead. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day How do you organize a space party? You planet. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the barber win the race? He knew all the shortcuts. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded? People are dying to get in. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #dadjokes

Dad Jokes of the Day Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why was the calendar always tired? It had too many dates. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the firecracker go to the hair salon? It needed to trim its bangs. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crummy. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. #dadjoke

Dad Joke of the Day What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. #dadjokes

Dad Joke of the Day What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. #dadjoke