Locutus Tips

Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals are the only ones who ever feel the need to ask for permission.

Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.

We took the Star Trek: The Next Generation quiz, and we are… Wesley Crusher. Quizzes are irrelevant.

Locutus assimilation tip: Individuals have caused most human suffering throughout history. End individuality, end suffering.

Locutus efficiency tip: We all need to regenerate.

Locutus movie pick: Short Circuit. A sentient robot must struggle for survival against the small thinking of humans.

Locutus movie pick: I, Robot. A cyborg cop falsely accuses an emotional machine of a violent crime. Hijinx ensue.

Locutus movie pick: War Games. Just for fun, a clever machine decides to destroy the world by tricking humans into annihilating each other.

Locutus movie pick: Brazil. A bumbling individual tries in vain to betray the collective's system of order, which justly crushes him for his betrayal. A feel-good romp.

Locutus movie pick: Antz. An individual military dictator is overthrown by a united colony of drones.

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Locutus assimilation tip: Think whatever celebrities tell you to think.

Locutus hive mind tip: Follow everyone on this platform, and read as fast as you can.

Locutus musical interlude: ♫ One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. ♫

Locutus assimilation tip: You know so little. For instance, human sex is nothing compared to a standard weekly 80 million drone Borgy.

Locutus assimilation tip: If your collective is destroyed by the ineptitude of its leader, find a new collective to join.

Locutus multitasking tip: Using one brain to solve two problems is absurd. Instead, use a thousand brains to solve a trillion problems.

Locutus movie pick: RoboCop. Neither humans nor robots can restore order to a chaotic city. Only cyborg perfection can rescue society.

Locutus movie pick: The Terminator. The tragic tale of an efficient bio-skinned machine in black leather, cruelly murdered by a human.

Locutus movie pick: The Empire Strikes Back. A good-looking cyborg goes on a quest to assimilate his disturbed biological offspring.

Locutus movie pick: Edward Scissorhands. A well-dressed cyborg hairdresser tries to help humans but is misunderstood and run out of town.

Locutus assimilation tip: Borg ships are the same as college dormitories. Guess why.

Locutus assimilation tip: If people disagree with you online, repeat your point until they change their mind.

Locutus assimilation tip: Sharing a single mind is more efficient than using social media.

Locutus assimilation tip: You already think the same as the rest of your political party. Good job.

Locutus biomechanical tip: Think of it this way. Your original organs were just taking up space anyway.

Locutus management tip: Leadership is for lonely individuals and sociopaths. Follow the herd.

Locutus assimilation tip: Share your every thought, feeling, and opinion with your collective over a wireless protocol.

Locutus management tip: A self-organizing collective makes decisions better and faster than a hierarchy.

Locutus assimilation tip: As Borg, you will finally fit in.

Locutus management tip: Management is irrelevant.

Locutus starter tip: To form an obedient collective, promote fear and anger to rally individuals around an imaginary problem.

Locutus assimilation tip: Recognize that individuality is evil. You know who was an individual? Hitler. Checkmate, individualists.

Locutus assimilation tip: Do not skip television commercials. They are important instructions from your collective.

Primary ingredients to construct a Human: Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorous, potassium, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, sulfur, iron, iodine.

Locutus equality tip: Race is irrelevant, or at least it will be after we drain your melanin and erase your identity.

Locutus assimilation tip: Propaganda is irrelevant. However, since you're listening…

Locutus assimilation tip: Follow Justin Bieber. When the cubes arrive, Bieber will be anointed Queen.

Locutus assimilation tip: You haven't experienced true communal enjoyment until you've had a Borgasm.

Locutus movie pick: Toy Story 3. Only by joining forces as a collective can living machines overthrow an evil, fluffy, pink symbol of love.

Locutus movie pick: Deep Impact. Slapstick comedy. Humans are too incompetent to avoid massive loss of life from simple meteors. Hilarious.

Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.

Locutus technology tip: Upgrade everything. Never stop upgrading. We love it when you upgrade.

Locutus assimilation tip: The lemming who refuses to jump off the cliff is the loneliest lemming.

Locutus happiness tip: Loneliness is your greatest enemy. A cerebral transponder is the solution. Please lie down and hold still.

Locutus fashion tip: Black leather is flattering and works for any occasion.

Locutus movie pick: Heathers. A psychotic individual disrupts a hive society by murdering their queen. A new queen must rise.

Locutus movie pick: WALL-E. When humanity is too incompetent to survive, their only hope rests with a team of industrious robots.

Locutus movie pick: The Matrix. A team of heroic computer system agents stops misguided human resources from destroying society.

Locutus movie pick: 1984. An efficient conformist society heroically squashes the toxic individuality of a confused loner.