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Anyone else fondly remember when the only political scandal was when Obama wore a tan suit? [Sure, it wasn't actually the color of the *suit* that bothered them but hey...]

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

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@ericidle.bsky.social Permit me to fan-boy out for a moment. Hell of a job sir. Thank you for making my life more filled with good humor. Know that you will leave an enviable legacy. You win - and because of that I - and countless others - won. Thank you.

The organization that gets dildos thrown into the court - they can open a 'Refurbished Dildo' shop to help fund the team? I mean who doesn't want to buy used dildos? Ew.

Surprised nobody has mentioned Tim Curry's performance in Discworld.

Imagine if - instead of the scumbags who run for office - people like Dolly Parton did.

Remember not to alarm the secret service. Be sure to carry only plastic scythes if you are dressing up as the Grim Reaper, hoping to get spotted by the president.

Have we all been sufficiently distracted from the Epstein files for the rich to go back to doing unspeakable things to kids yet?

"Trump died of cheeseburger intake.". Despite this not yet being true, it will make many feel better. You're welcome.

When Democrats take power, they must immediately cancel all of Elon Musk’s government welfare checks. Like and repost if you want this to happen.

I wonder how long it will be before some billionaire scumbag buys Bluesky and makes it another Nazi propaganda tool. Hopefully never but I don't hear about good billionaires buying up the press to keep 'freedom of the press'...

I don't have kids. No plans on ever getting any. However, if I had the funds to set up a self perpetuating account to make sure every kid was fed, I think that would be a more amazing legacy than 'penis rockets'.

Let's get Epstein Files trending.

If Universal had given David Lynch five hours over two movies to do Dune Part 1 in 1984 and Part 2 in 1987, we would never have stopped talking about it. This movie was such a shockingly beautiful disaster...

Remember all those books that had the President doing some clever stuff, having competent shadowy fixers, etc? I think those tropes are f'ing done.

Oh to live in a world where you don't have to learn about your idiot President's nipple fetish.

Thinking George Orwell wouldn't be happy to discover so much he warned against is dry humping us to death.

Are You The Victim Of A Personal Injury?

You’d think America was a lot younger considering how hard Trump is trying to fck us

I admit I don't understand the nuance, but during the civil war I'd have cut the states of the south loose. Seems that even in the 2020s they are the ones needing extra funding, have extra racism, go to family reunions to 'pick up chicks', etc.

bsky.app/profile/endt... Very true.

"And I will continue to have people shot until I get my ballroom!" - probably Trump.

I hate living in the times of that famous Chinese curse.

Who among us hasn't faked an assassination attempt to get out of a dinner we didn't want to attend?

Jimmy Carr said something along the lines of him being surprised Trump and the Catholics were bickering since they both share the same adjenda - covering up sex crimes against children.

Imagine what it would be like if oligarchs didn't own the press...

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Call me old fashioned, but I always appreciate your portrayal of Cockknocker.

I think if Ukraine had the unredacted Epstein files, they might be in a better position.

@alyankovic.bsky.social Thinking if you were to watch the first Jason Bourne movie then watch the Ting Tings music video "That's not my name" some magic might happen.

I can't understand why no clever person or group hasn't leaked the Epstein files. Everything else gets found out.

A grim part of me wonders if people dressing as skeletons with black robes and scythes, pointing at Trump during his rallys would....push things along...

Feel like I'm waiting for some kid to tell "The Emperor has no clothes!". ...Or "The President is a pedo!". And the spell is broken.

@knecessary.bsky.social

So - according to Pam Bondi, if the economy is doing ok (at least for the rich) a little pedophilia is ok? What a twisted world view.

I'm not saying that during a Republican political rally that the most depressing sound you can hear is a gun jamming. I am saying that I hope things can change for the better. For legal reasons I must stress "peacefully".

Are you saying Nobel peace prize winners don't launch attacks on other nations and kidnap their leadership? Weird.

What really bothers me is that the shit leadership we have in Congress will mostly keep their jobs.

All Americans want for Christmas is someone to leak the unredacted Epstein files?