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I feel like every sports website has a folder called "things to rank when there's nothing going on".

There needs to be a word for pulling out two random socks from your laundry basket and finding out that they match.

Biggest English defeat on US soil in 250 years.

There are two types of people on the Internet: those who are right, and those who hit "post comment".

I like seeing the main villain in a prequel. You see more reasons to despise them and even though you know they'll survive, it makes their eventual defeat so much more satisfying.

Who decided king sized beds were almost square but not quite?

Phone notifications need an "acknowledge" option. You've read it but aren't going to reply until later, so it disappears and then comes back.

One more week until the "it's 2025" crowd is so last year.

Next campaign slogan for Ontario's next election: Move ON. Move ONtario forward And move on from the person in charge

Produce bags tier list S: Sobeys A: T&T B: C: Loblaws D: Food Basics/Metro F: Costco

Wish they made a peanut butter that was as healthy as the "just peanuts" variety but also spreadable like the shelf-stable stuff.

There is something immensely satisfying about cleanly pulling a shipping label off a box.

Man leaves his teeth half brushed after his electric toothbrush runs out of battery.

Waited so long for the light I managed to sync my turn signal to the music on the radio.

Not sure if it's an indictment of age or bad taste but I watched a random trashy movie last night and at the end felt like I'd already seen it before.

@thebeaverton.com article idea: Oilers fan Mark Carney promises to build another pipeline if the Oilers win the Cup.

"Keep politics out of hockey", fans plead as Sam Bennett channels "Elbows Up" every time he comes near an opposing goalie.

Every home should have a shelf at the top and bottom of every flight of stairs, for the stuff you want to bring down/up, but not right now.

Canadian MAGA fans line up in droves to vote for the red party. #CanadaVotes

One of these days a company will make a typo in an important email and everyone will ignore it, thinking it's spam.

Gas is so cheap I should buy a car.

Every house should have a table at the top/bottom of every staircase to put the stuff you want to bring down/up but not right away.

Rummaged through my pantry for canned tomatoes for a recipe. Found only diced and whole ones. I was crushed.

Pulling out two socks from a pile of clean laundry and having them match is the highlight of my day.

It was like the 2010 Olympics again. Canada losing to the US but getting revenge in the final. Much criticized goalie comes up big for Canada. Winger along the boards finds the generational centre alone in the slot for the OT winner.

You know you're old when you hear a cover/sample on the radio and remember when the original came out.

Klingberg tribute video

All these Prime hockey games taking place in Canada so far are giving me huge North Division flashbacks.

The movie "Carry-on" would've ended quickly if the bad guys bought a Basic fare.

Every time I toast a bagel I can't seem to reassemble it properly.

There's always exactly one clementine in the box that goes rotten. It's like it absorbs all the rottenness and sacrifices itself.