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Was @worldsoldestham.bsky.social feeling a little fresh on World Postcard Day last week?? 🤣🏆

I guess it’s easy to ignore the rapist discourse when Watson doesn’t play well? IT’S EVEN WORSE TO IGNORE IT WHEN HE DOES.

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

CHICAGO! Maybe the city where you’re least likely to get bedbugs!

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

You guys. You can cut this tension with a… vacuum.

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

And Philly slings the best TP!

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

YEAH I KNOW TAMPA IS NOT ON THE BOARD

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

“This dude wants to be an NFL announcer so bad.” You gotta start somewhere. For me, it was an editorial assistant. For this dude, it’s TP toss commentary. Who do you think makes more?

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

“More arc, please. Do you guys not play cornhole?”

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

Yes, we are hoping to see Tampa on the board. I have them in housekeeping fantasy.

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

TP! TP! TP!

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

“What the HELL? He had the fucking reach!” [beat] “Whatever. This has nothing to do with housekeeping.” [beat] “Give them a disgusting shower. Make them squeegee a window or something.”

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

We are impressed by pad tossing. “I feel like the bed makers should have put in as much practice as these guys.”

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

Rob, on pad throwing: “I don’t understand what this has to do with housekeeping.” Says someone who has never been a professional housekeeper. Have some respect!

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

Chicago mops it up! They suck, and they wipe!

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

I’m sorry, moppers, but everyone knows we’re all here for the toilet paper toss.

Currently watching official Housekeeping Games on ESPN2. Hope my husband is taking notes.

I guess this should have been a thread. I’m as good at that as I am at bed making, apparently. Anyway, on to the mop relay!

Yes, I feel the same way when I’m about to gas out within the first mile of a 5k.

Rob: “If things don’t work out with web development, there’s competitive housekeeping. Kill me now.” Maybe we just kill ME now?

And Chicago vacuums up a win!

Don’t tug! Tugging infraction?

VACUUMING FALSE START! Replay third down!

Rob: “You shouldn’t yank! It does damage to the cord!” [beat] “I’m curious about this vacuum.” (And now we see the point.)

The vacuums are warming up while we congratulate Orlando II on their championship bed making! Rob is chanting Five Nation Army.

Seven Nation Army. Maybe it’ll be five if we drop out and drag someone down with us.

To be fair, he might be right.

“I hope these are only the low-tier bed makers because I could have done better than that.” [beat] “You’re not BlueSkying this are you?” [beat] “Oh, COME ON!”

39 seconds in: “What are you DOING?? I could do this better.” It’s like watching him watch someone parallel park. How to be a dad without being a dad?

31 July

Hope that shutdown was worth it, @mbta.com ! T-Alerts - Update: Red Line: Delays of about 25 minutes while personnel work to resolve a signal problem near Harvard.

3 July

I see the World Cup trophy and all I see is a chicken wing. And I’m a flats girl.

23 June

Someone never watched How to Train Your Dragon.

20 June

Floss like someone is watching.

12 June

Something Bad Already Happened and it’s the fact that this show got made and recommended to me multiple times.

10 June

Madewell’s creative team was clearly going for White Lotus Ungrateful Teen Energy with this vacation-ready shoot. So aspirational. I, too, wish to flaunt my RBF in an unflattering dress!

19 May

Mouthwash splashing into nose = responsible cocaine

17 May

If we really want to make the UFL interesting: Championship game is the top UFL team vs. the bottom NFL team from the previous season. Thank you and goodnight.

2 May

Just name a horse Point Break. See how many of us bet on him, regardless of the odds.

20 Feb

How many Americans were able to watch the women’s free skate live today? If news outlets must insist on push notifications, MAYBE just saying results are in would encourage clicks to your site. More traffic for you and less infuriation for the rest of us. We can all win without knowing who won.

27 Jan

Hey, @hignfy.bsky.social , I will personally attest to the fact that @michaelianblack.bsky.social is worth every penny on Cameo. Dude really knows what makes a superior tortilla and dropped the word “nixtamalization.” (Yes, I had to look that up and probably still got it wrong.)

9 May 2025

Is Alan Alda playing Yossarian in the film adaptation of Catch-22 officially Mandela Effect? Apparently I’m not alone in misremembering this… and I’ve never seen M.A.S.H.

3 May 2025

ABB: Anybody But Baffert

3 May 2025

And the winner for best Derby hat is…

27 Apr 2025

Blueberry RA

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