Lork

Lork

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Razzball
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The whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA

Lork
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An anti-joke is when you remove the wacky part of a joke and keep the part that makes sense, leaving a single-entendre. The converse way to have a single-entendre is to keep the wacky part and its internal logic, but remove the part that makes it make sense. I call these parallel jokes.

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@lork.bsky.social

I was waiting for my sandwich at an Italian place, and a sweet old lady who was also waiting was giving all her life advice unprompted to the guys at the counter. This included the importance of teaching comprehensive sex ed to your children, as well as the importance of registering to vote.

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Here's a tip for Final Ascent Kayle positioning: If Kayle attacks straight forwards, her beams will hit the third row. But if you position her in front of a blank hex or a Fighter, and she attacks slightly diagonally, one of the beams will hit the fourth row.

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Today I found out about one of those important punctuation distinctions. Is it "Mussolini's grandchild is a right-winger" or "Mussolini's grandchild is a right winger"? Depends whether you mean the one who's a politician or the one who's a professional soccer player!

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In theory I'm sympathetic to the idea that sports betting should be legal and well-regulated, so that people don't turn to shady online crypto casinos. But the regulations are so toothless right now that I actually think shady online crypto casinos are more ethical than legit sportsbooks.

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@lork.bsky.social

Things that it's ridiculous are legal: - Gambling ads - Making someone's betting limit go up or down based on how much they win and how many addictive behaviors they display - Special offers and "bonus bets" - Parlays (aka subprime gambling derivatives)

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Pat
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Depends. “I can hold it, it’s just a six-turtle piss,” versus, “I don’t care where we pull over, I’ve got to take a forty-turtle dump”

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Alexandra Bourdeaux
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Behold! After months of work I have finally finish my Interstate US House Map It is the standard 435 seats but spread across all US States & Territories I will admit that there are a few seats I could probably change/revise but their appearance doesn’t effect the partisan results of this map

Lork
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Every city that the A's have played in or plan to play in does indeed have multiple A's. philAdelphiA kAnsAs city oAklAnd sAcrAmento lAs vegAs

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